Hobo's giveaway 2!

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We are now offering these following items!

Red Orge Mask
Blue Orge Mask
Music Box
Lovely Phone

All you have to do is write a small poem and why you want these items! The best will win these items.

Ends: 12:00 AM [central]
 
That mask has power,
That mask has strength.
It's wonderfully powerful, I can feel it in taste.

Those two are mine, I don't care what you say.
I'm getting them soon, Now or today.
 
A lovely phone, so simple and pink,
i would surely kill you if you didn't give it to me
then your corpse would stink!
 
Why would i want to be a ogre? Hmmm hmm hmm im a rare bread of person that wants mask masks omg im a catchphrase dropp'in ogre if i get thes 1337 masks, if im ugly ogre my would i want a lovely lovely phone? mabey because red and blue makes pink so lovely is pink and i would be a pink ogre, makeing me a lovely ogre to jam with a fancy pants music box.



Okay i suck i admit it randomness.
 
A red ogre mask?
For this I ask
Writing this poem is a difficult task...

The toilet is a magical gateway
It's also so comfortable that you'd like to stay
The toilet is attached to an amazing connection and the toilet makes up only a small section
The journey starts at the bottom of the bowl
And it doesn't stop till it reaches it's goal
The occupier hits the handle switching the machine to send
And the waste goes down through the U-bend
Soon the waste gets down to the sewers
Where the water's so bad if you drink it you get tumors
The waste keeps going through that system
Where there's nothing to find that could possibly glisten
Soon the waste gets to the water plant
Where the waste goes through a cleansing chant
Then this new water goes on a new mission
A new cleaner expedition
The chrome clean pipes help this water steer
And you could bet your soul that this water's clear
It has no discolorations and does not stink
And this is the water that comes out your kitchen sink
 
A Blue Ogre Mask
So simple and sweet
Can really be a thoughtful treat

Wear it on certain days
to scare your friends in many ways

Ah, the Blue Ogre Mask
so simple and sweet
Can really be a thoughtful treat.
 
Poem: I want the red ogre mask, and lovely phone.

A lovely phone and red ogre mask i shall get,
two of my favorite thangs,
dont make me throw a fit,
and also dont make me get Fang

Reason for those two items:

Im collecting the lovely set. And the red mask is a surpise for my brother. He wanted this item for like, ever.
 
One is filled with hate
The other is chilled to the bone
Both of these combined seal your fate
One soothes your soul lo and behold
The other fills you with loneliness
Both combined cause balance to unfold
These gifts for me they should be
Or else, I will have no choice but to make pee-pee.
Now I require everything in case you were wondering
So, I shall leave you to your pondering.
 
Lol I post this too many times...

Well, what can I say
I tried this before
I didn't win
But I didn't feel sore

These are the items I REALLY want
And this is why I want them a lot

First of all, they are quite rare
If I get them, I'd be very happy, I swear

They are the ultimate things
If I'd sell them, I'd be on money wings!

I'd sell some of them to make me rich
Wanting these rares gives me an itch

An Ogre mask? A lovely phone too?
And a music box, all from you.

These are things I want really bad
So please pick me and I'll be happy :) not sad :(
 
Those Items You Have Said Above...
They'd Look So SWEET, On my New Rug.

With Orge Masks and a Brand New Phone...
My Pad would be 'Happenin.
It'd Be In "The Zone" =D

With a Music Box I could Jam Everyday...
Listen as my worries, float away.

Can Sit Down In My Comfy Chair...
And look at my items, that are Rare.

Invite all my friends, No Matter How New.
Show them around, and take them all through...
the place of mine, that'd be awesome it's true.
If those Items were given to me. From you. :D
 
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