Hi this is Scout with Slap Chop

[Goaliegal49]

That was kinda odd.

The original commercial for that is so funny.

This was funnier than the original. >.>

The only thing about the original I thought was funny was "Making America skinny again, one slap at a time!"

No no, the one on t.v.

U know, when he says "You're going to love my nuts!" and then chops the cashews into tiny pieces. XD

 

[Megamannt125]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepclothed

*nomnomnomnom*

http://www.youtube.com/v/SMWi7CLoZ2Q

XD I REMEMBER THAT!

Anyways, Dustin, you need serious Mental Help.

You need to see this guy:

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I heard he's a psychiatrist.

EDIT: Ten Bacon Points if you can tell me who that guy is.

Doctor Strange! You can keep the Bacon points. B)

And real people > fictional characters any day.

Real People Can:
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Die.
Get Diseases.
Die.
SOmetimes have something wrong with them
Die
There is no such thing as a perfect Person.

Good Things to being real:
Being Real.</div>
Non Real people can:
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Be 5 years old and be pregnant but not actually have a baby but look pregnant because artists are weird
Can be both genders at once without looking weird
Can have breasts the size of watermelons without them looking bad
Can't Die.
Can be anything you want them to be.

Only bad thing to non real people:
Not being real</div>
In conclusion, it is impossible for something so perfect to be real, thus prooving how much of a proffesional troll life is.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Everyone will eventually die :L

Real people are ftw though.

Yeah I like Shamwow Scout better

 

[Zachary]

That was kinda odd.

The original commercial for that is so funny.

This was funnier than the original. >.>

The only thing about the original I thought was funny was "Making America skinny again, one slap at a time!"

No no, the one on t.v.

U know, when he says "You're going to love my nuts!" and then chops the cashews into tiny pieces. XD

That's what I meant by original. >.>

And, yes, I forgot about that part.

 

[-C*-]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepclothed

http://www.youtube.com/v/SMWi7CLoZ2Q

XD I REMEMBER THAT!

Anyways, Dustin, you need serious Mental Help.

You need to see this guy:

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">

</div>

I heard he's a psychiatrist.

EDIT: Ten Bacon Points if you can tell me who that guy is.

Doctor Strange! You can keep the Bacon points. B)

And real people > fictional characters any day.

Real People Can:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Die.
Get Diseases.
Die.
SOmetimes have something wrong with them
Die
There is no such thing as a perfect Person.

Good Things to being real:
Being Real.</div>
Non Real people can:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Be 5 years old and be pregnant but not actually have a baby but look pregnant because artists are weird
Can be both genders at once without looking weird
Can have breasts the size of watermelons without them looking bad
Can't Die.
Can be anything you want them to be.

Only bad thing to non real people:
Not being real</div>
In conclusion, it is impossible for something so perfect to be real, thus prooving how much of a proffesional troll life is.

ITT: Mega admits to fapping to pregnant, five year old, hermaphrodite cat girls.

 

[Megamannt125]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepclothedhttp://www.youtube.com/v/SMWi7CLoZ2Q

XD I REMEMBER THAT!

Anyways, Dustin, you need serious Mental Help.

You need to see this guy:

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">

</div>

I heard he's a psychiatrist.

EDIT: Ten Bacon Points if you can tell me who that guy is.

Doctor Strange! You can keep the Bacon points. B)

And real people > fictional characters any day.

Real People Can:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Die.
Get Diseases.
Die.
SOmetimes have something wrong with them
Die
There is no such thing as a perfect Person.

Good Things to being real:
Being Real.</div>
Non Real people can:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Be 5 years old and be pregnant but not actually have a baby but look pregnant because artists are weird
Can be both genders at once without looking weird
Can have breasts the size of watermelons without them looking bad
Can't Die.
Can be anything you want them to be.

Only bad thing to non real people:
Not being real</div>
In conclusion, it is impossible for something so perfect to be real, thus prooving how much of a proffesional troll life is.

ITT: Mega admits to fapping to pregnant, five year old, hermaphrodite cat girls.

I don't like preggos, it was just an example.

 

[-C*-]

Right.