Hey, you have a nook miles ticket on you.

[jozial]

Hey, I know you've used about five million nook miles tickets, but I want you to know that you have one in your pocket right now. Do you want to use it? Are you sure? POSITIVE? Do you have all your tools? Are you sure? Do you have your axe? Are you sure? Do you have your fishing pole? Are you sure? Are you positive? Are you sure you're positive? Are you ready for 20 more questions?

Hey, are you done chopping trees and catching bees? Do you need some tools? Are you ready to go home? Are you sure? Do you have all your tools with you? Are you sure? I dont want you to leave anything behind, so make sure you're sure!

 

[Kairi-Kitten]

Even though it's a way to make sure you don't waste them it's so aggravating after 200+ times LOL

 

[Jas]

i get why they added dialogue like this in, but seeing this title alone irritated me LOL i almost hate it more than "Wuh-oh!"

dodos. i am so TIRED

 

[elphieluvr]

I’m amused that these are their chief concerns when I’m not fully confident that their plane is actually, you know, flight worthy.

but yeah, waste my time asking if I remembered my tools.

 

[Rave]

The fact that it takes a solid 5 button presses to do anything at Dodo but 1 to cancel out is... The worst. WHY DOES IT ASK ME TO CONFIRM I WANT TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET WHEN I JUST SAID I WANTED ONLINE PLAY.

 

[Aus]

The fact that it takes a solid 5 button presses to do anything at Dodo but 1 to cancel out is... The worst. WHY DOES IT ASK ME TO CONFIRM I WANT TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET WHEN I JUST SAID I WANTED ONLINE PLAY.

This is relatable . My joycons glide so they always jump to the cancel button and I die a little inside cause I have to go through the whole convo again.

 

[coffee biscuit]

God, I know. They really should stop showing certain dialogue after the first time you see it. Yes Orville, I KNOW I have a Nook Mile ticket on me. That's why I'm here, sweetie. Please stop talking

lol

 

[Jared:3]

Oh yea I'm so tired of all the dialogue the birds say it gets really annoying after a while!

 

[Dim]

You: *wakes up after tarantula attack*
Wilbur: Yeah, you look okay.

 

[Rave]

Life hack for skipping through Orville's speech, the right button speeds through text without the B button's ability to cancel out of the convo :'D

At this point I've headcanoned that Orville hates you, the player, specifically, and makes you go through an entire speech then IMMEDIATELY tells you to get out the second you say the wrong thing

 

[Nefarious]

Remember to hold R and spam A. :']

 

[Xara]

what he says: oh i see you have a nook miles ticket on you!

what he means: oh you wanna go on another tour where the island looks identical to the last one with the same fruit and flowers and another ugly villager? lol loser

 

[jozial]

what he says: oh i see you have a nook miles ticket on you!

what he means: oh you wanna go on another tour where the island looks identical to the last one with the same fruit and flowers and another ugly villager? lol loser

Maybe this is our punishment for being judgemental to the uglies

 

[Aleigh]

And next in line for playing 20 questions with me are.... the dodos!
Who needs fboys to play with you when you have Wilbur and Orville asking the real fun questions