Okay today I was at Trader's Joe's. They have cute little signs and paintings near the food that they sell. Now, these signs have to do with the food being sold, so they basically were puns. Now there was a 5 year old little boy (who's mom was a menace) who would shout the puns randomly and of course this mom who was on her head piece would not "notice" and would be very "sorry". So anyway this boy starts going into the bread section. The pun there was a piece of bread saying "Make me a sammich"! So this child starts screaming "MAKE ME A SAMMICH MAKE ME A SAMMICH" and won't stop this goes on for about ten minutes, until a lady goes up to the mom and says "Do you realize what your *censored.3.0*ing child is saying!" End Story.
