Healthcare Solution for the Elderly

[Bacon Boy]

I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.



A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore.


You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc.. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution.


When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets.


You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives.


Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?


Well bring it on.


And who will be paying for all of this?


The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.


And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

 

[«Jack»]

Let me guess...
You don't like the health care bill?

 

[Bacon Boy]

Let me guess...
You don't like the health care bill?

Hey, I think this is a very good idea.

 

[Lord Yuan]

If the old people shot themselves three times then they wouldn't need any food at all!

 

[beehdaubs]

If the old people shot themselves three times then they wouldn't need any food at all!

Or if the old people jump off the top of their retirement homes, we'll save bullets.

 

[Megamannt125]

This is pitiful, Criminals should be treated like the criminals they are, prison's should be divided up into sections based on the crime, and the more serious the crime, the more horrible you live out the rest of your pathetic days.

 

[Pear]

Seriously, where are you getting these facts? >_>
Medicare is going to be exactly the same.

 

[Numner]

Trip them, let them past.

Throw them into a lake

It'll save much more money :3

 

[Trent the Paladin]

I don't see Life-Alert there. o:

 

[Bacon Boy]

Seriously, where are you getting these facts? >_>
Medicare is going to be exactly the same.

You do get free healthcare in jail.

@Tom: Lol

 

[BUFF8280]

Seriously, where are you getting these facts? >_>
Medicare is going to be exactly the same.

Medicare also doesnt cover all of Seniors medical bills. It only covers 80% so ALL Seniors need to have supplemental insurance.


I think it would be wiser to do as they do in Mexico. Everyone carries their own healthcare until they are 50 years old, then from that point on it is free for them. I think they should up the age to 65 or when you retire. But there shouldnt be "free" healthcare other then this option.

 

[BUFF8280]

Seriously, where are you getting these facts? >_>
Medicare is going to be exactly the same.

Also, lets put this question to you. Where are YOU getting your facts?