Happy Penguin Fun Time! (Roleplay)

[Farobi]

*shoots Farobi with tranq gun again because last time it missed*

(it didn't miss. i fell asleep for 30 minutes and woke up)

I dodge the bullet - as I am still atop of the iceberg. Weirdly enough, the bullet is within my reach. Now: Who should I aim it to?

 

[Beary]

"You wanna eat me, don'tcha? Well, TOO BAD! I'm too dense to eat."

 

[Farobi]

"You wanna eat me, don'tcha? Well, TOO BAD! I'm too dense to eat."

I aim the tranquilizer at Beary. Release.

*PLOP*

 

[unravel]

//Awake//

Uhhh woow the room is really messy what just happened

 

[Byngo]

"Lunatic wakes up from sleeping, and she lets out a big sigh when she realizes more penguins have been recruited. She approaches the presumed blood soaked twins, asking them "have you noticed a Porca (Penguin + Orca) around here lately?""

 

[nekosync]

I lean against an igloo, scarfing down dumplings gleefully.

 

[KarlaKGB]

"What is up, Penguins?"

 

[BungoTheElf]

"Oh! I feel asleep" -I thought to myself.

"What happened guys?" I asked.

 

[KermitTea]

"The clan leader has decided to invite some cannibals into the colony."

 

[KarlaKGB]

"That is concerning."

 

[Superpenguin]

Maybe it wouldn't be that concerning if the penguins wer emore welcoming.

 

[Byngo]

Maybe it wouldn't be that concerning if the penguins wer emore welcoming.

"I don't think it matters how welcoming we would be to cannibals... They'd still be cannibals.

 

[Superpenguin]

Penguins can change.

 

[Beary]

They still want to eat me ;-;

 

[cannedcommunism]

Can I still join?

FoxWolf64
Gender: Male
Feather Color: Dark Blue
Weight: 70 lbs
Height: 3' 7"
Favorite Food: Cheese
Personality: Extremely judgmental, lazy, and desperate for attention

 

[Beary]

Guys I'm scared.

 

[Byngo]

Penguins can change.

I'll give you a years worth of trout if you can successfully change a cannibal.

Guys I'm scared.

I'll slap them for you!

 

[Beary]

I SHALL SMASH THEM WITH MY DENSE BLUBBER

 

[Syd]

I shall help Beary with her conquest to squish with our blubber.

 

[MrPicklez]

I squawk loudly as I pop out of my pile of dead clubbed seals. Looking around I notice a large abundance of new penguins. As I waddle on over to the group of n00bs, I notice the red splotches all over the ice and snow.

"Guysh," I yawn as I rub my tired eyes with my flippers, "what's going on?"