Happeh Bday

Happy birthday! Yeah, like Bul said, those TV ads will be really tempting from now on.
 
Where's the cake?
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Happy birthday....
 
18 years ago today, your mother was squeezing you out of her uterus, screaming bloody murder, and hoping that one day you'd do something useful to make that pain worth it.

Congratulations.
 
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