GET ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

The chicken crossed the street and said it wasn't the rooster's business

(rewritten joke from a film, +10000 if you know which)
 
Shout out to my religious friends

Need an ark to save two of every animal?
I noah guy.

NOAH'S ARC
 
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OMG YES <3

KURLOZ

The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

Because I love this nursery rhyme.
 
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