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Jake. said:
Sorry :(((

OMG **** life
Like last night right my friends dad was like "Jake u gonna wake up,at 4:30 to watch the world cup" and I'm like "yea boiiiiiii" but I said it rly sarcastically and he like "kk I'll wake u up" and I'm like "thx I'll look forward to it" BUT HE WAS BEING SERIOUS AND ACTUALLY WOKE ME UP AND I AM LIKE "NOOOOO"
Ok so flashforward a few hours after ive woken up and it's like 5pm and everyone is getting ready to go out - friend going to baby sit,her sister going in date with her bf, and their parents going out to wherever, and I really needed to pee but I couldn't because they were all in the bathroom doing getting ready so fml again
Then they all leave like an hour and a half later so I finally get to pee, but I'm hungry and idk how to cook so I went out to get sushi
****ing sushi place had upped their prices **** u ****ing sushi and then they didn't even give me chopsticks???? **** u and ur sushi

SO I GET BACK and I am watching tv and then I just missed out on catfish by like 5 mins so I watched Ellen instead,and they showed Eva longoria on the preview, but I watched three episodes, and she never showed up????? WHY
then my friend who is baby sitting texts me that she wants Oreos so I am like "ok" but idk where the house she is at is so... So the. I told her I would get them for her and give them to her when she gets back so I go out and drive to the store and they don't have any ****ing double stuffed Oreos like ****ing store **** u and ur oreos.... So I just bought her regular.
And the I am driving home and coz my life is rly **** ATM idk how to drive so I skipped a give way sign and almost crashed into a car but luckily I didn't and now I am just on my bed waiting for my friend to come home to give her Oreos

Oh yea and her ****ing cat keeps head butting me I want I throw it out the window
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At least you got Oreos
 
Jake. said:
Sorry :(((

OMG **** life
Like last night right my friends dad was like "Jake u gonna wake up,at 4:30 to watch the world cup" and I'm like "yea boiiiiiii" but I said it rly sarcastically and he like "kk I'll wake u up" and I'm like "thx I'll look forward to it" BUT HE WAS BEING SERIOUS AND ACTUALLY WOKE ME UP AND I AM LIKE "NOOOOO"
Ok so flashforward a few hours after ive woken up and it's like 5pm and everyone is getting ready to go out - friend going to baby sit,her sister going in date with her bf, and their parents going out to wherever, and I really needed to pee but I couldn't because they were all in the bathroom doing getting ready so fml again
Then they all leave like an hour and a half later so I finally get to pee, but I'm hungry and idk how to cook so I went out to get sushi
****ing sushi place had upped their prices **** u ****ing sushi and then they didn't even give me chopsticks???? **** u and ur sushi

SO I GET BACK and I am watching tv and then I just missed out on catfish by like 5 mins so I watched Ellen instead,and they showed Eva longoria on the preview, but I watched three episodes, and she never showed up????? WHY
then my friend who is baby sitting texts me that she wants Oreos so I am like "ok" but idk where the house she is at is so... So the. I told her I would get them for her and give them to her when she gets back so I go out and drive to the store and they don't have any ****ing double stuffed Oreos like ****ing store **** u and ur oreos.... So I just bought her regular.
And the I am driving home and coz my life is rly **** ATM idk how to drive so I skipped a give way sign and almost crashed into a car but luckily I didn't and now I am just on my bed waiting for my friend to come home to give her Oreos

Oh yea and her ****ing cat keeps head butting me I want I throw it out the window
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sorry dude.

i hate when people misunderstand sarcasm
 
i went to my uncles graduation at the university of washington and the speaker was john quinones and he spoke about racism and poverty and it was really cool. also someone brought a blown up sex doll and it was thrown around for a while until security took it away lmao
 
tsundere said:
i went to my uncles graduation at the university of washington and the speaker was john quinones and he spoke about racism and poverty and it was really cool. also someone brought a blown up sex doll and it was thrown around for a while until security took it away lmao
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Hopefully it wasn't a used blown up sex doll
 
LoveMcQueen said:
Hopefully it wasn't a used blown up sex doll
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Yeah omg that wouldve been gross
I think they like..blew it up suddenly during the performance bc it came out of no where. It also had some weird mask on its head but idk what people do lol. It didnt look human tho cuz ppl probably wouldve freaked out if it looked real.

Also this guy just started sleeping next to me..Like he literally took up 3 seats so he could put his feet down and lay flat (we were kinda sitting on benches). He slept on this lady's lap and like 20 mins later the lady just turned to me and stared at me and was like "are you okay" im like...umm..yeah.... ffjbbfcdhbf i hate graduations
 
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wore an ugly dress just cause. idk why even lelel.

also

dayum. ZZ Top last night. awesome.
 
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