General Discussion

[Thunder]

wait you mean like...

 

[oath2order]

Yeah you know what I mean, hun.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/expand-dong

 

[Omfa]

Comedy gold

 

[oath2order]

How about no

 

[Omfa]

Such ignorance. Much boring. wow.

 

[oath2order]

 

[Omfa]

Edit: It was thankfully fake.

 

[oath2order]

Fake.

 

[Omfa]

Edit: All fake.

 

[oath2order]

 

[oath2order]

Mumble was awesome. Tonight, from my rapping to Horus reading Cupcakes.

 

[Omfa]

Mumble?

 

[oath2order]

Yes, Mumble

 

[Omfa]

I see?

 

[oath2order]

It's amazing

 

[Omfa]

I have no idea what it is.

 

[orangepeanut]

90's/early 2000's R&B is so, so good aaaaaaaaaaaargh *explodes*

 

[oath2order]

I closed the store tonight.

I have to open in four hours.

****ing kill me.

 

[Zeiro]

so someone dropped and broke a snowglobe at work today near the entrance. we put up wet floor signs and stuff and everyone who saw it obviously walked around it

but this one lady maybe 50-60 y/o walked right through it and slipped and fell on it like how stupid can you be

she yelled DIOS MIO and got up she was ok i guess but she was wearing black and the snowglobe made her butt wet so she continued to walk through the store and those little white snowglobe snowflake things stuck to her butt

the best part is that it's on the security tape and i've watched it about 5 times because it's so damn funny she jUST WALKS ON INTO THE STORE AND SLI[PS

 

[Thunder]

Gosh, Reizo, I didn't know you found joy in watching elderly people slip and possibly hurt themselves.