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Just before you think this is discrimination or something it isn't and I do not mean to offend anyone in anyway. If I do mods can warn me like 30% and this topic can be locked

Well in English, my English teacher is American. And it is funny, because she thinks she's really funny and then people argue with her and then she sends them out for the whole lesson. Then she can't spell so then she makes a student teach the class. Then she talks about Mexicans in cardboard boxes and then today we were learning about reality TV and somehow we got onto the conversation of riots. She was like "Oh Cronulla riots?" And then she started talking about the LA 1992 Riots and saying the Cronulla riots were a joke and weren't even riots. Then some esh lad kid in my class was like "Lebs are stupid bro'" Then she was like "excuse me? Lebanese!!" And then he started going on about this crap and then she was like "RAWR RAWR RAWR!!! RAEG!!!!!" and then the lad guy was like "I'm a true Australian" then she was like "Oh so you're Aboriginal" She's a funny one I thought. Then she said *censored.2.0* and it was funny. Then she was like "I know what happened. I know the kid who started it, personally. In fact, I know his whole family" Then the lad kid (yes it's always that boisterous child) he was like "What's his name" and she was like "Oh I can't tell you, it isn't my position to tell you." And then she told us where he lives
And lad bro' eshayz was like "So you can tell us where he lives but not his name" and then they started arguing. Then a Midget jumped on the table and started talking like an Indian and did some funny dance. Then she did some really loud soprano/opera scream noise and threw her paper and books everywhere. Then she started going on about bikinis and then some ranga (no offence to anyone because I love rangas!!) started going on about something. Then the bell rang.

<big>GOSH SHE IS SUCH AN AWESOME TEACHER!!!</big>
 
I don't even know what to make of this. It doesn't sound real at some points. Sounds like you were on a crack trip, my friend (or dreaming).
 
Bacon Boy said:
I don't even know what to make of this. It doesn't sound real at some points. Sounds like you were on a crack trip, my friend (or dreaming).
It's 100% legit.
 
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