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Funniest villager conversations?
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aleksandras
homesick
haha, ankha and mott are having a funny conversation right now
ankha asked if he could just chill and sit still for a while (y'know, because he's a jock) and he started yelling in her face like, "I AM CHILL! totally cool and collected!" so mott tried staying still for like 3 seconds and went, "rrrrrrrrr... I GIVE UP!"
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oh boy, this is why i love snooty villagers
purrl; so, do you believe in UFO's?
me; yes
purrl; i'm with you, feliks. i've seen the UFO's. late at night. when everything is quiet... (shocked emote) oranges. unidentified oranges. huh? what's the f stand for, kitten? floor, of course. i don't know who they belong to or how they got on my floor, but i do eat them, kitten!
ankha asked if he could just chill and sit still for a while (y'know, because he's a jock) and he started yelling in her face like, "I AM CHILL! totally cool and collected!" so mott tried staying still for like 3 seconds and went, "rrrrrrrrr... I GIVE UP!"
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oh boy, this is why i love snooty villagers
purrl; so, do you believe in UFO's?
me; yes
purrl; i'm with you, feliks. i've seen the UFO's. late at night. when everything is quiet... (shocked emote) oranges. unidentified oranges. huh? what's the f stand for, kitten? floor, of course. i don't know who they belong to or how they got on my floor, but i do eat them, kitten!
aleksandras
homesick
ankha and mott are having the exact same convo AGAIN.
mott; heya, aleks! i am super pumped to be alive! one! two! one! two!
ankha; can't you just... can't you just take it down a notch, mott?
mott; what do you mean, ankha?! i'm totally calm, cool, and collected! and chill! i am also chill!
ankha; yeah, i don't know about that... you're always so intense and, you know... "super pumped to be alive!"
ankha; i know! why don't you see how long you can sit still?
mott; OK! challenged accepted! commencing operation calm...NOW!
mott; rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... i give up!
ankha; (disbelief emote) are you kidding me!? wow. any way you look at it, that was way too quick!
classically.trained
Senior Member
I had a conversation with Graham one time, I can't remember exactly how it went down, but I know he used the words "boo", "baby", and "shawty" all in the same sentence lol.
When Pashmina was moving in she said she sounded like a poser and laughed at herself.
Julian came up with a "bugtitle" for me on the day of the Bug off and it was "Ms. Buggly McCupcake St. Bug".
Fang and Lobo arguing over who has the scariest face was pretty funny.
Graham claiming to be a "surfer, bro" but then confessing to being a net surfer.
And Buck in his eternal wisdom telling me that "First kisses taste like orange". Haha that's my fave.
When Pashmina was moving in she said she sounded like a poser and laughed at herself.
Julian came up with a "bugtitle" for me on the day of the Bug off and it was "Ms. Buggly McCupcake St. Bug".
Fang and Lobo arguing over who has the scariest face was pretty funny.
Graham claiming to be a "surfer, bro" but then confessing to being a net surfer.
And Buck in his eternal wisdom telling me that "First kisses taste like orange". Haha that's my fave.
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"I was a baby! I was the coolest baby ever!" -Rasher
"If you want to prove you were a baby, try reenacting it for us! Show us what you were like!" -Biff
"Ohhhhh. OK, but keep what you're about to see to yourself, ok?" - Rasher
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baby hungwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" - Rasher
"GET ME MY TEDDY!" - Rasher
This always makes me laugh
"If you want to prove you were a baby, try reenacting it for us! Show us what you were like!" -Biff
"Ohhhhh. OK, but keep what you're about to see to yourself, ok?" - Rasher
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baby hungwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" - Rasher
"GET ME MY TEDDY!" - Rasher
This always makes me laugh
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aleksandras
homesick
mott; hey, purrl! what's the most important thing in life?
purrl; well.. passion of course!
mott; passion?! like lovey-dovey stuff?! i don't know...
purrl; no, i mean being passionate about something.. something you won't give up for anything!
mott; something i won't give up... like crunches!
purrl; sure! if that's what you feel passionate about, don't ever give it up! hold on to those crunches!
purrl; personally, i have no interest in crunches. but they seem to make you happy, kitten!
mott; what?! you mean other people don't have to be passionate about what i'm passionate about?!
purrl; no, it really doesn't work that way. and who knows? tomorrow you might be passionate about chin-ups!
life lessons from mott & purrl
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oh no, they're at it again
ankha; you work way too hard trying to be trendy, julian.
julian; oh, it's not work at all. it's easy, kitten! (i don't know why he took purrls catchphrase)
ankha; well, i've heard everyone saying you're trying to spread the word about a new style of philosophy.
ankha; what's that ridiculous name you're calling it... tennis dubstep?
julian; you've heard of tennis dubstep? i've heard that's the latest trend!
julian; it's a new style for home decor, personal fashion, and everything! it's spreading around the world!
ankha; it is not! that's just something you made up. i'm not going to fall for your dumb tricks.
julian; OK, you caught me. i'm not really into that anymore. that's SO 1 hour ago, kitten.
julian; i'm totally into power lifting techno now! it's the latest style of philosophy!
ankha; you know what's really stylish? not faking it all the time, love!
agreed, ankha. agreed.
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AGAIN. my villagers are conversing way too much today.
ankha; no way, julian! you're ready to catch a bug?
julian; of course i am! i saw you reading that book one day when you were totally ignoring me.
ankha; what, really? but i don't want you to read that book, love! (what's in that book, ankha..?)
julian; why not? it's pretty good!
ankha; because then you'll tell everyone how cool it is! then people will start a book club to read it!
ankha; you'll try to make it trendy to read to catch a bug!
julian; oh don't worry about that. half of the time, people make fun of all my trendsetting, kitten.
ankha; that's even worse! then i can't tell anybody that i read to catch a bug!
ankha; so stop reading MY book! find something else to read, love!
purrl; well.. passion of course!
mott; passion?! like lovey-dovey stuff?! i don't know...
purrl; no, i mean being passionate about something.. something you won't give up for anything!
mott; something i won't give up... like crunches!
purrl; sure! if that's what you feel passionate about, don't ever give it up! hold on to those crunches!
purrl; personally, i have no interest in crunches. but they seem to make you happy, kitten!
mott; what?! you mean other people don't have to be passionate about what i'm passionate about?!
purrl; no, it really doesn't work that way. and who knows? tomorrow you might be passionate about chin-ups!
life lessons from mott & purrl
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oh no, they're at it again
ankha; you work way too hard trying to be trendy, julian.
julian; oh, it's not work at all. it's easy, kitten! (i don't know why he took purrls catchphrase)
ankha; well, i've heard everyone saying you're trying to spread the word about a new style of philosophy.
ankha; what's that ridiculous name you're calling it... tennis dubstep?
julian; you've heard of tennis dubstep? i've heard that's the latest trend!
julian; it's a new style for home decor, personal fashion, and everything! it's spreading around the world!
ankha; it is not! that's just something you made up. i'm not going to fall for your dumb tricks.
julian; OK, you caught me. i'm not really into that anymore. that's SO 1 hour ago, kitten.
julian; i'm totally into power lifting techno now! it's the latest style of philosophy!
ankha; you know what's really stylish? not faking it all the time, love!
agreed, ankha. agreed.
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AGAIN. my villagers are conversing way too much today.
ankha; no way, julian! you're ready to catch a bug?
julian; of course i am! i saw you reading that book one day when you were totally ignoring me.
ankha; what, really? but i don't want you to read that book, love! (what's in that book, ankha..?)
julian; why not? it's pretty good!
ankha; because then you'll tell everyone how cool it is! then people will start a book club to read it!
ankha; you'll try to make it trendy to read to catch a bug!
julian; oh don't worry about that. half of the time, people make fun of all my trendsetting, kitten.
ankha; that's even worse! then i can't tell anybody that i read to catch a bug!
ankha; so stop reading MY book! find something else to read, love!
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MorningStar
Seven, Seven--
Cranky villagers will sometimes talk about how girls go through so much stress to put on make-up.
I find it funny when Kabuki, who wears traditional kabukikei make-up, says that he could never do something like that.
I find it funny when Kabuki, who wears traditional kabukikei make-up, says that he could never do something like that.
aleksandras
homesick
agnes; c'mon, bunnie! don't be so stubborn! you should apologize first!
bunnie; NO! no way! forget it! it's ridiculous! why should i have to apologize?
agnes; bunnie... this attitude isn't helping anything! they don't want to apologize either, but if you give in a bit, you've got a chance to sort this out!
bunnie; what?! i can't believe you... you act like it's all my fault or something!
agnes; forget about fault for a minute. if someone doesn't give in, we'll never solve this thing.
agnes; or what... do you wanna actually fight 'em?
bunnie; what? like a real fight? like...with punches and stuff?
agnes; yeah! with punches and stuff! i mean if that's what you want, i'm not gonna stop you...
agnes; but it's gonna hurt! you might get a bloody nose or something!
bunnie; urggh! i can't stand blood! or nose pain either!
bunnie; aw, man... i need to apologize!
agnes; there you go! the best thing to do when you're in an argument is to get it settled right away!
agnes; and being the bigger person makes you look cool! snuffle!
bunnie; agnes, you are wise beyond your years. wait... how old are you? tee-hee?
quality 10/10 drama
bunnie; NO! no way! forget it! it's ridiculous! why should i have to apologize?
agnes; bunnie... this attitude isn't helping anything! they don't want to apologize either, but if you give in a bit, you've got a chance to sort this out!
bunnie; what?! i can't believe you... you act like it's all my fault or something!
agnes; forget about fault for a minute. if someone doesn't give in, we'll never solve this thing.
agnes; or what... do you wanna actually fight 'em?
bunnie; what? like a real fight? like...with punches and stuff?
agnes; yeah! with punches and stuff! i mean if that's what you want, i'm not gonna stop you...
agnes; but it's gonna hurt! you might get a bloody nose or something!
bunnie; urggh! i can't stand blood! or nose pain either!
bunnie; aw, man... i need to apologize!
agnes; there you go! the best thing to do when you're in an argument is to get it settled right away!
agnes; and being the bigger person makes you look cool! snuffle!
bunnie; agnes, you are wise beyond your years. wait... how old are you? tee-hee?
quality 10/10 drama
HopeForHyrule
Bunny Fanatic
The funniest convo was between Hamlet and Cube in my hubby's one town. Can't remember all of it, but basically Hamlet was trying to get Cube to work out and stuff and Cube said, "Help! Hamlet is trying to make a man out of me!"
Cracked me up!
Cracked me up!
Well, not between 2 villagers, but a week ago or so, Rosie (I think), came up to me and asked if I wanted a bamboo shoot, and she said she only used it once. So I took it and ate it, but what did she use it once for? lol
aleksandras
homesick
i post here too much
agnes; wh-what's the deal? why were you cackling just now? did you... remember something funny?!
klaus; heh heh... i learned something about you, agnes!
klaus; you like flowers, right?
agnes; ugh! i don't like the sound of this! yeah, i guess flowers are ok... what about it?
agnes; i don't even want to imagine where you're going with this!
klaus; c'mon, how come you always wanna pick a fight?
klaus; when i look at you today... you're like a fine bouquet of white violets!
klaus; or some red roses. or red lilies!
klaus; aleks, what do you think? what kind of flowers describe agnes today?
me; red lilies
klaus; red lilies? that's the ticket! i was thinking the same thing!
klaus; i picture a sort of romantic night... what do you think?
agnes; gah! you're so annoying! i only like bonsai anyway, snuffle!
agnes; wh-what's the deal? why were you cackling just now? did you... remember something funny?!
klaus; heh heh... i learned something about you, agnes!
klaus; you like flowers, right?
agnes; ugh! i don't like the sound of this! yeah, i guess flowers are ok... what about it?
agnes; i don't even want to imagine where you're going with this!
klaus; c'mon, how come you always wanna pick a fight?
klaus; when i look at you today... you're like a fine bouquet of white violets!
klaus; or some red roses. or red lilies!
klaus; aleks, what do you think? what kind of flowers describe agnes today?
me; red lilies
klaus; red lilies? that's the ticket! i was thinking the same thing!
klaus; i picture a sort of romantic night... what do you think?
agnes; gah! you're so annoying! i only like bonsai anyway, snuffle!
aleksandras
homesick
what?! agnes just told me that bunnie looks like a crawfish
"bunnie kinda looks like a crawfish, right? i mean, it's suspicious and weird!"
"maaan! we gotta do a side-by-side comparison! we need to know if there's a fish invasion going on!"
villager conversations just keep getting weirder and weirder
"bunnie kinda looks like a crawfish, right? i mean, it's suspicious and weird!"
"maaan! we gotta do a side-by-side comparison! we need to know if there's a fish invasion going on!"
villager conversations just keep getting weirder and weirder
aleksandras
homesick
i don't know what they said, but ankha and mott did not have a good conversation. mott walked away angry while ankha walked away sad. i swear to god mott, if you ever do that again, you're getting kicked out of my town for sure
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i think i have a problem, i keep posting here
purrl; waiter! please! i'd like to order some tortellini!
mott; come on! shorter! louder! and drop the "please," purrl!
purrl; i can't be louder! and i'm not going to be impolite!
purrl; oh, aleks, this is a mess. mott is showing me how to get the attention of a waiter.
mott; yep! when "please" and "thank you" just don't do the trick, you gotta pump up the volume!
mott; now, let's try it again, purrl!
purrl; i couldn't possibly shout again! my poor throat..
mott; all right, then practice this at home, ok?
mott; tortellini... NOW!
mott; bread pudding... LATER!
purrl; uh, i think i'll leave the super-rude cheer-squad thing to you, ok, mott?
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i think i have a problem, i keep posting here
purrl; waiter! please! i'd like to order some tortellini!
mott; come on! shorter! louder! and drop the "please," purrl!
purrl; i can't be louder! and i'm not going to be impolite!
purrl; oh, aleks, this is a mess. mott is showing me how to get the attention of a waiter.
mott; yep! when "please" and "thank you" just don't do the trick, you gotta pump up the volume!
mott; now, let's try it again, purrl!
purrl; i couldn't possibly shout again! my poor throat..
mott; all right, then practice this at home, ok?
mott; tortellini... NOW!
mott; bread pudding... LATER!
purrl; uh, i think i'll leave the super-rude cheer-squad thing to you, ok, mott?
I_Jessie_12_xx
Senior Member
Ha I love this thread I had a hilarious one between rod and pierce:
Rod: Hey pierce have u worked out recently?
Pierce: Yea my muscles are aching
Rod: Yea right my muscles are alot bigger:
Pierce: What do you think Jess?
Me: Ummm... Rods are bigger
Pierce: Whatever *Walks of really mad
Well it wasn't in those words exactly but it was along the lines of it lol,
Jocks and their muscles!!!!
Rod: Hey pierce have u worked out recently?
Pierce: Yea my muscles are aching
Rod: Yea right my muscles are alot bigger:
Pierce: What do you think Jess?
Me: Ummm... Rods are bigger
Pierce: Whatever *Walks of really mad
Well it wasn't in those words exactly but it was along the lines of it lol,
Jocks and their muscles!!!!
Sydney: Yes! I think that's a great idea!
Meringue: Oh! Hi Zera! We were just discussing what would make a good present for Tangy!
Sydney: What do you think would be good?
*Clicks pocketknife*
Meringue: Hmm... I agree! You must be pretty good at picking out presents!
Sydney: Thank you so much for you're help! I just know she'll love it!
Not the funniest ever, but still ok.
Meringue: Oh! Hi Zera! We were just discussing what would make a good present for Tangy!
Sydney: What do you think would be good?
*Clicks pocketknife*
Meringue: Hmm... I agree! You must be pretty good at picking out presents!
Sydney: Thank you so much for you're help! I just know she'll love it!
Not the funniest ever, but still ok.
But imagine if someone only heard from me saying pocketknife?
ZebraQueen
i love my zebras
Rocco: hey Eloise I gotta tell you something and it's very serious
Eloise: oh wow Rocco your being so formal, are you sure you want to say it while (my name) is watching us
Rocco: I don't care about that this is important
Eloise: well then speak the truth from deep of your heart and say it
.... Drumroll please
Rocco: your shirt it's inside out
Me in real life: Ha that perfect this is gold
Eloise: oh your totally right! (My name) why you dint tell me -cried emotion-
Done
Hilarious
Eloise: oh wow Rocco your being so formal, are you sure you want to say it while (my name) is watching us
Rocco: I don't care about that this is important
Eloise: well then speak the truth from deep of your heart and say it
.... Drumroll please
Rocco: your shirt it's inside out
Me in real life: Ha that perfect this is gold
Eloise: oh your totally right! (My name) why you dint tell me -cried emotion-
Done
Hilarious
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