Funniest villager conversations?

[Zerous]

What are the funniest conversation that your villagers have had in New Leaf?
For example, Portia and Bob just had this conversation:
Bob: You can ask Portia anything!
Portia: Really?! What makes you say that? I try to answer your questions.
Bob: Hey Cookie! Ask her something!
Me: Presses 'how old are you?'
Bob: Oh ohh. That's not a good question to ask...
Portia: No, that's ok. I said I'd try to answer. I've walked the Earth for 250 years!
Bob: I knew it.
Portia: Oh ho ho ho! Bobasaurus. I'll never tell you the truth...

Another time, Octavian and Tangy had a conversation where Tangy kept using slang words which were homonyms. (sick, wicked, crazy cool, etc.) That conversation ended with Octavian stating: 'I think I need to update my dictionary...'

So what funny conversations have your villagers had?

 

[GirlPolarBear]

I had one with Mitzi, and she said;


Mitzi: Rate yourself from 'Yay!' to 'Meh!'
And I went near Meh.
Mitzi: "Oh no! Let's do a quiz to see what you feel like."
So, I answered the questions and the final question was,
Mitzi: What worried you the most?
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADV0Z2h3RkyQ These were my options... I chose the 3rd one.

 

[lunaboog]

Eugene: Pancetti, you would make a perfect princess,
Pancetti: What?! No I wont!
Eugene: Hey, Adam, what role do you think Pancetti should have in my play?
Me: A Non-speaking part
Eugene: What?! a non-speaking part? Like a dancer? Nah I think a princess.
Pancetti: I'm not taking part in your stupid play!
Eugene: See? You even have the temper tantrum of a princess!
They said something like that anyways

- - - Post Merge - - -

Eugene: Pancetti, you would make a perfect princess,
Pancetti: What?! No I wont!
Eugene: Hey, Adam, what role do you think Pancetti should have in my play?
Me: A Non-speaking part
Eugene: What?! a non-speaking part? Like a dancer? Nah I think a princess.
Pancetti: I'm not taking part in your stupid play!
Eugene: See? You even have the temper tantrum of a princess!
They said something like that anyways

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

I had one with Mitzi, and she said;


Mitzi: Rate yourself from 'Yay!' to 'Meh!'
And I went near Meh.
Mitzi: "Oh no! Let's do a quiz to see what you feel like."
So, I answered the questions and the final question was,
Mitzi: What worried you the most?
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADV0Z2h3RkyQ These were my options... I chose the 3rd one.

poor bob! lol he is my favorite <3

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

Charlise: Punchy, how come, no matter what, you always end up talking about butts?
Punchy: Come on! Butts are very important! They help you with everyday tasks!
Like when you're doing chores... or going shopping... or even sleeping!
If you didn't have a butt, what would your legs attach to?
Charlise: ...Whoa! For a second there, I thought you said something super deep! AARGH! You're making me dumb!
Punchy: Oh, OK, Charlise... For a second there, I thought you were joining the festival!
Charlise: WHAT FESTIVAL? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Urgh!

And apparently Kidd has a cat allergy
Punchy: Yawn... Oh, hey Mason.
Kidd: Hey now, Punchy! Don't you know it's rude to yawn at someone in the middle of a conversation?
Punchy: Mmmmm... But I'm sooooo sleepy, mrmpht.
Oh! I've got an idea! They say yawning is contagious. Let's try an experiment!
YAWN!
Kidd: ACHOO!
Punchy: Whoa! You sneezed without covering your mouth! That's pretty rude too, right? Mrmpht!
Kidd: What?! No! I just couldn't get my hand up in time! I have allergies! This is all your fault!

 

[louise23]

There are so funny I love it when my villagers talk to each other

 

[Zerous]

Anyone else?

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

Cooking tips with Pierce

 

[Zerous]

Bump

 

[PrinceBel]

Oh man, I was talking with Muffy and she asked me about which pet I thought she should get. One of the answers was "sheep", so I replied with that. She then said something about how she's not sure she'd want a sheep because she heard that "they're touchy". I still laugh about it, lol.

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

Oh man, I was talking with Muffy and she asked me about which pet I thought she should get. One of the answers was "sheep", so I replied with that. She then said something about how she's not sure she'd want a sheep because she heard that "they're touchy". I still laugh about it, lol.

When Phoebe asked me that, I replied with "hedgehog" and she replied with:
"A hedgehog? Yeah! That'd be so cool! I could teach it to knit my clothes for me!"
And Roscoe asked me what animal he would be if he was one. I replied with "raccoon."
"Really? Huh. I never thought of myself as the businessy type."

 

[Zerous]

Bump!

 

[Aleigh]

I once had Pierce come to my house, and he walked up to the trashcan and said, "Wow! A trashcan? I can't believe I've finally got to see the real you!"

So basically my favorite villager called me trash

 

[Corrie]

I love with peppy villagers when they go "oh my gosh, a grape said something so mean to me! They said I lost my sparkle! Is it true? Have I lost my sparkle?!" XD Poor peppies.

 

[AkaneDeath]

One of my lazies once had a conversation with a Jock that went like this;

L: You're really strong, right?
J: Definitely! The strongest!
L: I heard you could even move mountains without breaking a sweat!
J:Uh... yeah?
L:Great! I was just wondering because I'd really like to move my house. I was thinking a foot to the left.
J:What?
L:So you wouldn't mind coming over later to do that, right?

And the Jock walked away depressed while the lazy sung the town tune. xD

 

[Zerous]

Bump!

 

[LevyTheFox]

Mott- Here take this apple! I promised it's not poisoned..
cookie- Oh ok!
cookie- Oh I feel drowsy
Cookie- what was in that apple?
Mott- Why.. Only Carbohydrates and proteins..
Cookie- That's not in the script! As director I fire you!
(it went something like that XDD)

 

[Zerous]

Bump!

 

[CJODell62]

For me, it's the conversations between smugs and uchis that are the funniest.

 

[Christy.lee1989]

One of my lazies once had a conversation with a Jock that went like this;

L: You're really strong, right?
J: Definitely! The strongest!
L: I heard you could even move mountains without breaking a sweat!
J:Uh... yeah?
L:Great! I was just wondering because I'd really like to move my house. I was thinking a foot to the left.
J:What?
L:So you wouldn't mind coming over later to do that, right?

And the Jock walked away depressed while the lazy sung the town tune. xD

This is honestly the first one on this thread that i laughed at! I love this one.