Funniest Villager Conversations?

[TrickYarn]

What are some funny conversations you've seen from a villager?

Post screenshots! [if you have any]

 

[Ursaring]

No screenshots (sorry), but I caught this gem between Freckles and Bill today.

They were basically rehearsing a Cinderella play, the shoe fitting scene, when Bill said he'd already recognized Freckles by her well-developed calves.

She threatened to boot him from the play.

I wish I'd screenshot it. T'was really funny.

 

[Schlobbo]

Pashmina, annoyed by Pietro and me (oh by the way - would you prefer the screenshots to be as "spoilers"?):

 

[HungryForCereal]

sigh, my villagers never talk to each other. i suspect they hate one another. or maybe i just wasnt there when they were having a conversation. everytime i try to put 2 villagers together, most of the one will try to sell their clothes instead of starting a convo.

 

[Schlobbo]

Papi and Gwen discussing the possibility of space strudel:

 

[Schlobbo]

This thread is starting to become a one man show...but I found another one. Pudge pranking Twiggy:

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

IDK how to upload screenshots here and I'm too lazy to figure out, so here are some quotes.

Punchy: Yawn... Oh, hey Mason.
Kidd: Hey now, Punchy! Don't you know it's rude to yawn at someone in the middle of a conversation?
Punchy: Mmmmm... But I'm sooooo sleepy, mrmpht.
Punchy: Oh! I've got an idea! They say yawning is contagious. Let's try an experiment!
Punchy: YAWN!
Kidd: ACHOO!
Punchy: Whoa! You sneezed without covering your mouth! That's pretty rude too, right? Mrmpht!
Kidd: What?! No! I just couldn't get my hand up in time! I have allergies! This is all your fault!

I only have a little bit of this conversation...
Charlise: Roscoe, just a bit ago you were screaming like a little girl about a scorpion or something, right?
Roscoe*: W-What? NO WAY! I wasn't screaming!
Roscoe: That was just...my way of communicating with scorpions!

Charlise: Huh? What's that? You wanna know what makes a guy popular?
Punchy: Yeah! I mean, popular people get other people to buy them dinner all the time!
Charlise*: WHAT?! That's why you're asking me about this?

Spoiler: My favorite quote in all of Animal Crossing

Punchy: Huh? Why? You lookin' to get some free tortellini too?

...Sadly, I forgot to screenshot the rest of this.

My personal favorite...
Charlise: Punchy, how come, no matter what, you always end up talking about butts?! I'm trying to be serious here!
Punchy*: Oh, come on! Butts are very important! They help you with everyday tasks!
Punchy: Like when you're doing chores... Or out shopping... Or even sleeping!
Punchy: If you didn't have a butt, what would your legs attach to?
Charlise: ...Whoa! For a second, I felt like you had said something super deep! AARRGH! You're making me dumb!
Punchy: Oh, OK, Charlise... For a second there, I thought you were joining the festival!
Charlise: WHAT FESTIVAL? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Urgh!

*Lines marked with an * may not be worded exactly since I don't have the screenshot.

 

[ArtsyDreamer]

Sometimes O'Hare asks Agnes to fix his radio, and halfway through the conversation, she forgets it's a radio and starts talking about tricking it out and painting flames on it like it's a motorcycle XD And then O'Hare is just like "...uhhh, I'll just ask someone else to fix it, thanks..."

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

Sometimes O'Hare asks Agnes to fix his radio, and halfway through the conversation, she forgets it's a radio and starts talking about tricking it out and painting flames on it like it's a motorcycle XD And then O'Hare is just like "...uhhh, I'll just ask someone else to fix it, thanks..."

That same thing happened with Charlise and Marshal once, but I didn't take that many screenshots.

 

[Schlobbo]

Charlise: ...Whoa! For a second, I felt like you had said something super deep! AARRGH! You're making me dumb!

Omg...this is pure gold!

 

[Nunnafinga]