Fishing Tourney Funnies

[Nenya]

Got any? Here's mine:

Nowdays, I only take a token fish to Chip to make my villagers happier that they beat me in the fishing tourney. Today I decided to do something different with the flowers on my beach, but I can rarely resist the big shadows, so I fished a little and caught two oarfish! Here's the funny part, imo. As I walk around town, can my villagers see those two oarfish (and two tuna now) in my pockets? Hahaha!

Uh, Joey, you should probably try fishing somewhere besides this beach where I am throwing beans at all the little fish in an attempt to generate the big ones...never mind, I'll leave...

 

[ElderPlops]

Ha! It's so frustrating because the villagers aren't even reallllllly fishing but they'll always beat me at the end. Oh well. Little victories for them considering how monotonous their overall lives are hahahahaha. At least I can get cute furniture from Chip.

 

[hoodathotit]

I've yet to see any varmints fishing in the ocean. Kinda strange how they can take the gold with river fish. Ponds, of course, are not an option in the Winter. Beans? Really? Also, it's not really a contest when we have access to the Island.

 

[ElderPlops]

I've yet to see any varmints fishing in the ocean. Kinda strange how they can take the gold with river fish. Ponds, of course, are not an option in the Winter. Beans? Really?

Ugh, I didn't even realize ocean fish counts! I need to stop obsessively pressing the 'b' button to get them to talk faster. I miss so much information.

 

[Nenya]

I've yet to see any varmints fishing in the ocean. Kinda strange how they can take the gold with river fish. Ponds, of course, are not an option in the Winter. Beans? Really? Also, it's not really a contest when we have access to the Island.

Yeah, I decided the bean throwing was a little bit mean, so I left the beach to Joey. Another yeah, like we mayors can't beat them every time by fishing at the island! That is the main reason I quit competing after the first couple of contests...because what fun is there in winning a contest that is no contest? You've seen one trophy, you've seen them all after awhile.

I just went down there to check on Joey, and you're right, he's not fishing, just hanging around staring at the waves. And said to me: "Don't you think it's about time you take a break, kiddo? You know, just stare at the sky for awhile?" (not word for word, but you've all heard (read) it). He is obviously aware that the ocean is where the winning fish are to be found. So throw in your invisible bobber, already!

 

[hoodathotit]

Absolutely. Once a mayor has both the fish and bug golds on display, I let the others take the trophies. Like today, a few Horse Mackerels were submitted for the furniture, etc, but it stops there.

 

[ElderPlops]

I haven't played this game for very long; this is only my 2nd Fishing Tourney. Got a Bronze last time, so I'm trying to get the Gold or Silver this time. Until I get all the trophies, I stay competitive hahahaha

 

[John Wick]

Wolfgang won the tourney with a MONSTROUS pond smelt.

No such thing, plus he was still asleep when Chip told me Wolfgang was in the lead. O_O

 

[orangeboy35]

I tried to get the third place trophy, so I submitted a 17-inch Barbel Steed. I got first. My villagers really suck at fishing.

 

[Eggnoggin]

I got my first gold trophy today! Baabara got 2nd and Rocket got 3rd

 

[BambieTheMayor]

I've already gotten the gold and a decent amount of the furniture so I didn't participate. But the results were

First: Fang

Second: Klaus

Third: Molly

- - - Post Merge - - -

But the fact that he eats the live fish and then proceeds to burp in your face has always kind of terrified me.

 

[John Wick]

I've already gotten the gold and a decent amount of the furniture so I didn't participate. But the results were

First: Fang

Second: Klaus

Third: Molly

- - - Post Merge - - -

But the fact that he eats the live fish and then proceeds to burp in your face has always kind of terrified me.

Chip is gross.

Animals eating animals in an animal game.

 

[BambieTheMayor]

Chip is gross.

Animals eating animals in an animal game.

I have a feeling that your message was covered in sarcasm.

But hey man. These animals are supposed to be, like, a step up from what we have in real life. The least he can do it save it for later like the chameleon does.

 

[John Wick]

I have a feeling that your message was covered in sarcasm.

But hey man. These animals are supposed to be, like, a step up from what we have in real life. The least he can do it save it for later like the chameleon does.

Excuse me?

You obviously don't know me.
I'm an animal activist and vegetarian.

What I posted was how I really feel.
It was NOT sarcasm!

I think it's vile that Chip eats the fish.

It's meant to be an animal friendly game, where the animals don't follow the RL food chain.

My post was of disgust.
Not sarcasm.

 

[Radiant Dreamer]

What's always struck me as weird is that Chip's a beaver. Beavers... are not carnivorous.

And the fact he'll even eat puffer fish. He's got to have a death wish.

- - - Post Merge - - -

What's always struck me as weird is that Chip's a beaver. Beavers... are not carnivorous.

And the fact he'll even eat puffer fish. He's got to have a death wish.

 

[John Wick]

What's always struck me as weird is that Chip's a beaver. Beavers... are not carnivorous.

And the fact he'll even eat puffer fish. He's got to have a death wish.

- - - Post Merge - - -

What's always struck me as weird is that Chip's a beaver. Beavers... are not carnivorous.

And the fact he'll even eat puffer fish. He's got to have a death wish.

It's like Dr Shrunk.
He's an axolotl, and he eats anything you give him, even coconuts!

Axolotl do eat meat, but they don't have solid teeth.

I used to breed them. ^_^

 

[BambieTheMayor]

Excuse me?

You obviously don't know me.
I'm an animal activist and vegetarian.

What I posted was how I really feel.
It was NOT sarcasm!

I think it's vile that Chip eats the fish.

It's meant to be an animal friendly game, where the animals don't follow the RL food chain.

My post was of disgust.
Not sarcasm.

I--

But--

Wha--

I'm so confused.

And I'm sorry if I offended you

 

[John Wick]

I can see how you might have thought I was being sarcastic, I guess animals eating animals is normal, in RL. But in a game like AC, it's really sick.

 

[Lemonsky]

Cherry had moved in just recently and she already won the third prize in the tourney - she did great. I won because I cheated and had brought sharks from the island the day before.

I think it's vile that Chip eats the fish.

This really reminds me of how bad it feels to give Chip a shark since he implies that he's going to eat it. I love sharks so much that it feels gross to give him any.

 

[Nenya]

Whoa, please back the truck up, folks, and get back on topic...fishing tourney funnies? Some of these posts belong in the ACNL rant thread, ya know? Thanks!