First villager that comes to mind

[Croconaw]

Phoebe because she’s on fire. I have an imagination.

A villager who loves Taco Bell.

 

[Snek]

Kevin the Pig.

Villager that loves Chinese buffets

 

[Bruscoe]

Chester.

A villager who would constantly trip if they wore shoes.

 

[Goldi Locks]

Barold. I'd trip him up for the lulz.

A villager who'd throw a tantrum over the height restriction at a theme park

 

[Bruscoe]

Poncho. I could definitely see it happening.

A villager who would be the captain of a cheer team?

 

[Snek]

Probably Pompom, because the name

Villager most likely to start a water balloon fight

 

[Goldi Locks]

Barold. But he would ultimately lose the fight he started.

Villager most likely to eat dirt?

 

[Croconaw]

Bones. I love him but he strikes me as such.

A villager most likely to steal a pack of gum from a convenience store?

 

[Mr.Fox]

Canberra

Villager most likely to be a terrible swimmer?

 

[Snek]

Clay

Villager most likely with an arcade game addiction?

 

[-Blue-]

Jitters (if only for their caffeine addicted/insomnia looking eyes)

Villager most likely to take a job at the Roost, but get everything wrong with your coffee order. And sometimes it's not even coffee.

 

[Bruscoe]

Punchy. His tired look leaves me to believe that he'd mess up a ton of times. Bonus points however for displaying a friendly face to customers all the time.

A villager most likely to cosplay at a Comic Con.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Mira

Villager that tries to get a deal on every purchase

 

[Bruscoe]

Peck.

A villager who could be considered a conspiracy theorist?

 

[Goldi Locks]

Definitely Barold. He spends way too much time online.

Villager who would probably be religious?

 

[Mr.Fox]

Norma

Villager that tries to be part of every single conversation

 

[Bruscoe]

Jay. He looks like the talkative type.

A villager that could be a guitarist in a rock band?

 

[. Rarity .]

Static ♡

A villager who would binge an anime

 

[rocketspruggs]

Definitely Marshal, he is an anime character...

Villager who would most likely lose in a staring contest?

 

[Goldi Locks]

It was a tough choice, but I went with Barold. He would go cross eyed, especially without those extra strength glasses he needs to wear.

Villager most likely to go to a board game convention?