First villager that comes to mind

[Snek]

Jitters. He's already wearing a jersey

Villager that is a chronic insomniac

 

[Bruscoe]

I was going to say Jitters, but I don’t want the same villager mentioned twice in a row (like ahem, Barold), so instead I’m going to say Bam. He’s always energetic, but at least he manages to still look good in the process. That’s what training to be the best and eating a healthy diet will do to ya!
Meanwhile Jitters drinks 5 Monster cans a day

The villager that would most likely get their own kids’ show?

 

[Dunny County]

It would need to be someone friendly and inoffensive for a kids show, perhaps a short tubby bear with glasses? I cant think of anyone right now though.

 

[Goldi Locks]

It would need to be someone friendly and inoffensive for a kids show, perhaps a short tubby bear with glasses? I cant think of anyone right now though.

It's Barold. The answer is Barold. And you're ruining this whole game!

Villager most likely to have a name that rhymes with Harold?

 

[Snek]

Kid Cat

Villager that likes eating hamburgers every day

 

[QueenCobra]

Frita

Villager most likely to lose their wallet

 

[Bruscoe]

Marcel. Again, I don't know why he was the first to come to mind.

Villager most likely to become your friend, then turn their back on you?

 

[Goldi Locks]

That would for sure be Barold

Villager most likely to become your enemy, then turn their front towards you?

 

[Dunny County]

That would for sure be Barold

Villager most likely to become your enemy, then turn their front towards you?

That actually happened in my game, one of my villagers was stuck in a hedge maze I'd made but I couldn't get past him to get out, so I had to push him all the way and he kept getting madder and madder at me until eventually he was raging. Then once we were out the maze he goes stomping off then almost immediately turns round, comes back and gives me a rocking horse for a gift and calls me 'cubby'. Anyway, that was Barold, so I'll obviously have to say him.

Villager most likely to insist on scatter-cushions.

 

[Goldi Locks]

B to the Ato the R to theOto the L to theD
He loves himself some scatter cushions.

Villager most likely to take 20+ selfies per day and upload all of them?

 

[. Rarity .]

Lopez

Villager likely to date the same sex

 

[Snek]

Julian

Villager who goes immediately to the refreshment table at parties

 

[. Rarity .]

Raymond

Villager who would kick a vending machine if it didn't give them their snack

 

[Goldi Locks]

Barold. But nothing happens when he does this, for he is only a little guy.

Villager most likely to beat Barold in a fight?

 

[. Rarity .]

Sherb

Who would be most likely to movie hop in a theatre?
just my favorite people to deal with at work lol

 

[Mr.Fox]

Carmen…or any peppy really…

Villager who was class valedictorian?

 

[Goldi Locks]

It was a tough choice, but I settled on Barold.

Villager most likely to be passive aggressive on the internet?

 

[Bruscoe]

Francine. I'd imagine she would blow a fuse if anyone criticized her or her sister Chrissie on the internet.

A villager that could easily host a Saturday Night Live episode?

 

[Snek]

Quillson. Not sure why

Villager most likely to own a pizzeria

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Bettina.

A villager most likely to win a talent show?