Favorite Puns?

[SkyKnight03]

"You can't make money jokes, they don't make any cents"!

I'm not very good at this, but maybe others are.

Also it's a perfect 700th post.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Mine are the names that drag performers come up with. Some drag name puns I’ve come up with that don’t seem to be taken yet are Otto Ajob, Hugo Furst, Mel Functional, Anita Jobb, and Joan Acult.

 

[Suguri]

The product descriptions for some of the Woobles have plenty of puns. My top two are the ones from Cornelius the Bee ("You might say he's quite the busy bee, and you won’t be able to help pollen in love with this honey of a guy") and Kaida the Dragon ("[...] she’s so char-ming that we don’t even mind her tendency to take the last piece of anything, wyvern you like it or not").

 

[Seastar]

Callie. Marie. Calamari.
I think that's all I need to say, lol

 

[Khaoticnoize187]

Big pun as in big punisher the rapper rip to pun the best rapper to ever do it on the mic.

 

[Lavamaize]

Any egg puns, eggspecially around Easter, are always eggcellent and seem to crack me up more than others.

 

[SkyKnight03]

I clicked this with a great pun in mind. "You can't make money jokes, they don't make any cents"!

Then I realized "oh damn, I made the thread".

Glad I checked before embarrassing myself.