explain it like i'm 5

[Brookie]

because the holes are 100% fat free.

why do dogs bark?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Because they want to be heard

Why do cats meow?

 

[Brookie]

Because they just want attention.

WHy do babies cry so much?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Because theyre trying to ask for something

Why are diamonds so rare?

 

[Brookie]

the same reason sloppy furniture is rare

why does my tummy hurt?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Because you ate icky food

Why are sparkles pretty

 

[Brookie]

because humans need a weakness

why can't I eat more than I'm supposed to?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Because your stomach isnt very big

Why do people like money

 

[Brookie]

because you can buy stuff with it

why do teachers make stuff hard on purpose?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

To help you learn

Why do people wear hats when it isn't hot or cold

 

[Brookie]

so they can look cool

what is a diet?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

It's something people do to try and eat healthy

What is a gemstone?

 

[Brookie]

it's a shiny rock

what is mortgage, and why do adults complain about it?

 

[Twix]

It's a garage for morts

What's university?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

A place older people go to learn

What is an Atari

 

[Brookie]

a game system we had back in our day

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? (i already asked this, but the guy gave a crazy response XD)

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Because it's made to not stick to the bottle, since the stick fits perfectly inside

Why are balls round?

 

[Brookie]

so they can roll around, free of struggle!

Why do movie theatre refreshments cost so much money?

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Because they want extra money to buy their own junk foood

Why are some movies boring

 

[Brookie]

because the director ruined it, you should attack him.

Why are dogs and cats so cute?