Escape The Island!

[TerminusCycling]

Hello! Here is a forum game I saw on another forum. So when you comment you think of a way to stop the person above you from escaping the island. Then you post what you will do to escape the island! So it is like this. Me: I use a rocket Ship to escape the island!
Person: Your rocket ship runs out of fuel. I make a boat.
Person 2: Your boat breaks in half! I swim to away!
Then it keeps on going. I'll start!

I ride a dolphin to land.

 

[Myst]

Your dolphin dies.

I use a helicopter.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I use my torpedoes to shoot the helicopter out the air.

I use my torpedo boat to sail away.

 

[cIementine]

Jaws pops out of the sea and eats you alive.

I fly on an indestructable unicorn to land.

 

[TerminusCycling]

Your indestructible unicorn saw some marshmallows and bucked you off.


I use a magical potato

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

The potato spontaneously combusts causing you to be blown up.

I use the explosion to power my titanium rocket into the air.

 

[LadyVivia]

A Titan slammed you down.

I use a flying force field with teleporting powers and cup holders.

 

[woodlandmermaid]

Your cup is too big for your cup holders and causes your flying force field to malfunction and blow up.

I use my magic submarine

 

[BungoTheElf]

It sinks.

I ride my magic unicorn

 

[woodlandmermaid]

It runs out of magic and stops to rest for 500 years.

I draw a portal with my magic chalk

 

[Comet]

A terrible chalk drawing of Cthulhu emerges out of the portal and pins you down to the ground.

I summon Slifer the Sky Dragon to carry me away.

 

[TerminusCycling]

Slifer the Sky Dragon brings you to a empty void.

I jump on a nearby freighter

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

A rogue missile blows up the freighter.

I use 3D maneuver gear to fling my self and fly off the island.

 

[analytic]

A WILD FLYING ABBERANT TITAN APPEARS!!

I use my umbrella like Mary Poppins and float away.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

A strong wind causes your umbrella to fly off course and land in the sea.

I use my portal gun to portal away.