Don't be lovin' (Spread the Hate thread)

[Chimera]

Actually, if today was Opposite Day, then me saying it was Opposite Day would mean that it wasn't, but if it wasn't, then me saying it was would mean that it is, but if it is, then Opposite Day makes it so it's not, but then..... uh, you're a butt.

 

[Callie]

You're a paradoxical little devil.

 

[Chimera]

You're a thingy little person.

 

[Callie]

You ride a polar bear to work.

 

[Chimera]

Your day job is to scratch people's backs.

 

[Callie]

You're an exterminator, but the company doesn't trust you with the bug poisons, so you just eat the bugs.

 

[Chimera]

You sleep in a hippopotamus's mouth.

 

[Callie]

You use a skunk as your cologne

 

[Chimera]

You drink toilet water.

 

[[Nook]]

You drink your urine. Without putting it in a filter.

Yay infinite water!

 

[Callie]

You eat dog nasties.

 

[[Nook]]

You're so stupid that I mowed the window with whales dancing the eyes being orange which died.

 

[Callie]

(I read mowed as meowed. I think I may like cats too much, no wonder my friends call me the Crazy Cat Lady [CCL for short] )

Anywho, your teeth are yellow enough that when you drink water it turns into lemonade.

 

[[Nook]]

BTW, it's not yellow because it's dirty. Lemons grow in my teeth.

You're so dumb that trees flew to liver which hopped in dogs who died me.

 

[Chimera]

You're so lame, that Cat Planet would never even let you visit.

 

[[Nook]]

Why the hell would I want to go to a planet that doesn't like people who are better than you?

 

[Chimera]

(You're not awesome enough to comprehend Cat Planet) You're a fish out of water and will die by chipping away to dust. :3

 

[Psychonaut]

 

[Callie]

*insert offensive insult here*

 

[Chimera]

*insert defensive insult here*