Did Julian just dump me?

[Amykins]

I swear, Julian has been holding a one-sided relationship with me. One that apparently ended today. I can't screenshot letters (bleh) but here's the three that tell the complete story:

"So, Amykins...
I want to tell you how I feel, my dear friend. Or rather, this pen will tell you for me. I know I'm pretty secretive with my feelings, but happy Valentine's day!

From your Julian"

"To my beloved Amykins,
You pierced my heart! With a message that only you could have written...I suppose there are things that are best expressed in simple terms, yes?

With love, Julian"

"Dear Amykins,
My heart yearns with every sunset. It's as if the sun and I have broken hearts together. My love was so pure, but now it's over before it ever had a chance to really begin.

- The lonely Julian"

...I've had some unhealthy relationships before, but never one that ran its course without me even knowing it existed? XD

 

[Lassy]

He found a better horse girlfriend :9

 

[Waluigi]

Duh, julian obviously bats for the male team

 

[PopteenPrincess]

i asked him to be my horse prince and he actually freaking replied with 'yes' and now we're dating sooooo your loss eue

 

[Waluigi]

A better question is why your dating a unicorn

 

[PopteenPrincess]

A better question is why your dating a unicorn

an even better one is im taken irl and im still dating a unicorn

 

[Waluigi]

an even better one is im taken irl and im still dating a unicorn

how do children work

 

[Ettienne]

I love the letters smug villagers write. I also never thought it was possible, but my jock villager Pierce might have a crush on Cyrus. He was telling me about Cyrus' great muscles he gets by refurbishing furniture, and it sounded...rather like Pierce was twitter-pated.

 

[xxDianaxx]

Cry a river build a bridge and get over it xD

 

[toxapex]

Duh, julian obviously bats for the male team

With smug villagers it does seem that way sometimes! XD

 

[Lassy]

an even better one is im taken irl and im still dating a unicorn

Oh that's bad, that's polygamy xD

 

[Hana-Nezumi]

With smug villagers it does seem that way sometimes! XD

Oh yeah. Phil flirts with me a LOT even though my character is male.

 

[toxapex]

Oh yeah. Phil flirts with me a LOT even though my character is male.

I don't know why, but I find it hilarious when they're like, "You're looking as cool as a fair number of cucumbers."

 

[Manah]

With smug villagers it does seem that way sometimes! XD

Lopez is obviously dating Phil, even though he denies it.

 

[Amykins]

Oh that's bad, that's polygamy xD

Hey, a few of my friends are poly, and they love their lives. So hush, you.

I'm not like, upset over it it's just weird that they would program in relationships...and even heartbreak?? I've never gotten a depressing letter like this in ANY AC game until now. I've never even gotten one like this in New Leaf for the entire year I've played it. It's just bizarre.

 

[Pathetic]

the real question is

why are you dating a horse

 

[Hana-Nezumi]

So I pulled up a couple of the letters I had saved that I got from Phil.

"Listen to this, Hana,

I had a dream... It had been pouring rain for days. Then the two of us, side by side, both looked up at a rainbow. That's when I knew that I think rainbows are awesome.

—Phil, rainbow chaser"


"My beloved Hana,

Picking out furniture felt like we were about to start a new life together. I had a feeling this would blend right in with the rest of your belongings.

Is this real?—Phil"

WOW.

He's also always saying that he wants to move in with me.

 

[Amykins]

Seriously though, has ANYone ever gotten a break-up letter from a villager?

 

[Amalthea]

Seriously though, has ANYone ever gotten a break-up letter from a villager?

Haha, they're not actual "break-up" letters. Relationships aren't programmed into the game. The smug villagers are just... well, you know. Smug. They're the only villagers who will send you letters like that.

 

[toxapex]

He's also always saying that he wants to move in with me.

"Chris... The more I see the inside of your house, the more I want to become your roomie!"