Describe your villagers in a nutshell

[cucumberzest]

see what I mean? these are exactly my villagers
I'm being a bit toxic toward NH, but it doesn't really deserve to be #6 bestselling game on the switch, not with how incomplete it feels

Yeah, Nintendo seems to just be like that with their games. Like, I enjoy BoTW and MO, they're fun and full of life. Yet, when you compare them to ACNH and SWSH, it is so apparent how incomplete the latter two feel. With ACNH missing things and SWSH being rushed, empty, and dumbed down.

 

[Cosmic-chan]

I'm a fat tea pot tall n cute. I clean and cook but no one even knows I exist.
There's bugs in my house but they're my friends so it's okay oh also I'm a weeb
I'M THE HERO SHREDED N ALL LIKE A CHAD
I keep speaking Italian because i'm a tropical smug creature and I think it's cool
They say i'm cranky but really i'm just getting old,, I just want to look out for the kid nothing wrong with that!!
I'm classy sassy boogie i'm a savage too. Snooty? You got it. Pretty no duh
I'M A POP STAR YET NO ONE KNOWS I EXIST-
I'm a albino baby from the moon.
I'm pretty and you're not. That's just life. My make up is still better than anything you could ever do.
I'mma be the best pop star but first let me make pancakes and only burn 1/4 of em.

 

[wanderlust//]

growing on me

 

[th8827]

Egyptian Waifu
Egyptian Waifu's undead servant
Takoyaki
Effacement Old Man
Tropical Mangaka
Ninja
Emo Teen
Pink Pop Star
Smug Jerk
Clay doll

 

[VelveteenCat]

"Hello." *O no, did I say something wrong? Maybe I should not have said that ... Could I have phrased it differently? Am I dressed inappropriately?*
"I'm sad and I feel old, but island life seems to make it better."
"I'm an airpl- o, is that a butterfly? Cute! Now snacktime."
"Glitter glue. Is. LIFE!" *The smell makes me all tingly*
"I'm totes trendy. This totes isn't just for show; I'll be famous because I'm totes adorbs."
"What is going on over there? I need to investigate." *Let's casually stand in the way to get attention*
"It's after dark, time to sing a creepy song. Maybe I'll hide behind a tree while doing it."
"Well, let's find one of the girls to tell her how fabulous she is. No one around? So I shall sing a pretty song instead. I am a queen, after all. We all are queens."
"No matter the weather, I need to do my yoga routine."
*Taking a stroll. Looking all casual ... Casually perfect ...*

 

[CrankyPirate]

Snake:

Have you drank your protein shake during patroling the island from fish that are afraid of my bulging muscles???

Kyle/Jacques:

Bonjour! That’s Russian for delicious spagetti, wait what is this smell? No offense, your perfume is just wonderful, this reminds me when I was a movie action star in Techno Vampires 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Mint/Tasha:

Oh hello, so cool to see you. I plan to organize my purse collection today, oh gosh, your dress is just fabuloso today! You really make me blush, darling.

Spike:

Yeah, I am too old and tough for this, by the way, have I told you kids these days are just annoying? I am tough af, punk, no sissy business here, now if you excuse me I go back to water my precious black roses <3

Tiffany:

Hmm good to see you bunbun, come in, come in! Now what can Tiff do for you with her sexy stockings today? Don’t be shy, hey, why are you leaving so soon???

Agent S:

Oh..My..GOSH! Welcome to mooooonsiiiideee!!! I just practiced dancing for my upcoming super duper live show!! I’m gonna get into showbizz in no time, let me give you my first autograph!

Cube:

Berr, berr, bugs, ice cream, zoomies all day, berrr, berr, berr.

Limberg:

Damn, I stink like ****.

 

[courtky]

Punchy: ZOOMIES + HEY HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THE RESIDENT SERVICES BUILDING? AH WORKING IS SCARY

Peewee: cranky gorilla, complains a lot but has a heart of gold. also struts around with his butt out. makes others uncomfortable.

Chief: *just got him so uhhh*

Puddles: popstar, judges my outfits whenever i step foot in her presence.

Maple: cute lil normal bear. loves to read. doesn't harm anyone.

Merengue: loves looking at flowers and just being a good girl.

Tybalt: PROTEEEIIIIINNNNNNN!!!

Shep: thinks he's better than everyone, but he can't even see. stupid.

Agnes: big sis, love her.

Avery: new guy, got him right before chief. kinda never see him.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Hopkins: I PUT A BUCKET ON MY HEAD AND SIT QUIETLY UNTIL I'M ON PLANET TOMORROW
Bob: I SLEEP IN A TREE THAT THROWS ME ON THE FLOOR
Diana: my dear I don't sleep
Marina: I still write things by hand, basically old fashioned
Willow: Always tells me that Reneigh is sick
Reneigh: I AM DISEASED
Marshal: I love living here so I'm going to have the thought bubble every day
Butch: what the heck is crankbait
Audie: I WORK OUT MORE THAN THE JOCK BUT IM POPSTAR
Roald: *while being a chubby little penguin* I WORK OUT SO MUCH

 

[spawnpoint]

Tabby: I am weeb
Kabuki: Tabby is like my granddaughter also Dobie is my rival but not really
Dobie: i am very old and I used to be a mafia boss and Kabuki is my rival but not really
Snake: now you see me now you don't
O'Hare: I'm multilingual
Bones: somehow I am very smart and live in a library but I still have bugs in my house
Diva: everyone thinks I'm ugly but I'm not
Willow: I make my clothes out of wool
Mitzi: I am bland and Kiki is my best bland friend
Kiki: I am bland and Mitzi is my best bland friend

 

[Enxssi]

Ik I already did this buuut
Maddie: the neighbors keep complaining about my wooden block stereo also i am a doctor
Marina: you can tell me anything I am also a doctor
Rudy: M U S C L E S
Stu: I speak to bugs
O’hare: O̖͂M͍̟̠̒̔̕Ň̫̱͙͆͞Ỉ̻͍̮͙̉̓̌L͎̙̐̆I̟͕͒̄̄ͅN̦̰͌͗G̘̣̫̻͐͌͐͘Ų͘A̤̗͈͑͂̿̆͢Ļ͠
Walt: you meddling kids better get off that twitter dot com
Canberra: rock music
Bitty: darling my dear
Cookie: SHE’S PLOTTING TO SELL ME HELP—
Keaton: Charlie never comes to my house and that doesn’t make me feel very epic, amigo.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

i am dying

 

[nerfeddude]

Purrl: give me all your attention!!
Katt: I can do anything, but I won't, because you're looking at me.
Wolfgang: I look good, I feel good, I'm going home.
Bob: our world isn't real
Poppy: I'm gonna stare at those flowers until the end of the day.
Goldie: Are you sure this clothing is good for me??
Julian: I totally wasn't thinking about you right now. Really. Honestly.
Genji: Sport is cool, but omg this violin is so fancy
Audie: *actually stronger that Genji*
Erik: I literally have snow in my house, but bugs are cool with that

 

[Dim]

All of my neighbors: Ayyyo how's about a nickname?
Me: For the 1000th time NO!!!