Describe your villagers in a nutshell

[spawnpoint]

Title. Here's mine so you get what I'm talking about

HEY do you want to WORK OUT WITH MEEEEE LETS GET RIPPED
I am normal and nice and I've never done anything wrong
I'm very full of myself only myself matters and I know every language in existence
I AM A POPSTAR AND IM FAMOUS ALSO IM A WEEB
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I PLAYED WITH DIRT, VIDEO GAMES DIDNT EXIST
I'm probably older than the cranky villagers but I pretend to be elegant and I wear too much makeup
I have bugs in house and I am baby
I'm very edgyyyyy

So there ya go, have fun

 

[Rosie977]

This is my new favorite thread I'm so happy you put it here instead

Well mine are

Boomer grumpy oh look I'm British too
I AM A SECRET AGENT
I'm a great giorno because boungiorno
*singing behind the building because I'm terrible*
NARUTO RUN VROOM
Today is a great day to r e a d
WhO aRe YOu WaeRinG Wow fAncy

FARFEGNUGEN IM GERMAN NOW
cook stars sew old lady stuff
You are a failure and a weeb and eat everything what is wrong with you
*e a t with me*
Hey I'm crafting useless crap
Do you want this ugly shirt? YES YOU DO HERE
*licks moldy door*

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Ah my dear ur beautiful, elegance elegance elegance
BUG UNDER MAH BED, FEED IT SNACCS, FEED MYSELF SNACCS
I am punk rock kool edgy emo kid 1v1 me Flick
I AM TRES FAMOUS OH YES LE SINGING
I AM THE BEST ACTOR "insert fancy word in Spanish they don't know the meaning of"
help my dentures I'm old why are you staring at small box
I am generic nice girl
WORKOUT BRO YOUR RIPPED, BRO I'M RIPPED, BRO WERE RIPPED MUSCLES

ALSO
bug bug bug food food food
Fancy fancy fancy take care yourself beauty
Le pop star le pop star
I am the best actor "insert poorly said spanish/italian word here"
I AM A BOOMER WHAT IS A COMPUTER
M U S C L E S
ROCK MUSIC BLACK SPIKES
Hi I work really hard and am perfect bye

 

[spawnpoint]

I have bugs in my floor im fine with it also I'm hungry
WHAT IS TECHNOLOGY? WHY ARE YOU DARN KIDS ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE
MUSCLES MUSCLES MUSCLES WORKOUT WORKOUT WORKOUT
I am the best and I should be famous also bonjour is Spanish for how are you
I am so beautiful and so are you makeup is very good
I am the definition of edgy
I am completely normal and very bland I love sewing and reading and cooking and gardening
I AM A POPSTAR IM FAMOUSSSS

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Three word edition

Bug food eat
Punk rock music
Beauty makeup elegance
Muscles workout ripped
Popstar le trendy
actor good giorno
Bland old lady
What is technology?

 

[Rosie977]

you are a literally failure and what is happening I'm too old to hear it
*licks moldy door*
Pie free stuff glitter anime yayyy
I'm rich and famous and work at McDonalds giorno friendo
YOUR FAT LETS LIFFFFFFTT
I'm a popstar LAaaAaAaAA
im running out of ideas

 

[Ananas Dragon]

i totally work out as much as I say I do

Bland bland sew I love my parents i like chores
I AM THE MOST POPULAR AND FAMOUS POPSTAR EVER
oh hey my house could be sold to flick for one million bells also food
I am actor very famous actor
Black is my soul I like spikes
I live in a beauty store

 

[Dude_Skillz]

haha can't do this because NH villagers have NO personality

 

[Shellzilla_515]

This looks fun to try!

Sterling:
I'M BIG, BUFF, AND STRONG, BUT I ALSO LIKE MEDIEVAL STUFF, SKRAAAAW! I HAVE A BIG HEART TOO!

Diva:
People may despise me, but I'll still comfort you all, ya know.

Stitches:
I love food and bugs! I really like the food that Bea makes, stuffin'! Oh, and sometimes I like to run pretending that I'm an airplane! Wheeee!

Patty:
How-now, I like playing video games and my favourite is Super Chef RPG! If you dare to harm Stitches, you'll be sorry!

Carrie:
I'm an exhausted mother, but I still love my baby. As they say, a mother's work is never done, little one!

Raymond:
Jokes on you, guys! I'm drinking hot chocolate, not coffee! And thank goodness I moved to Aurelia to avoid the mess I've been hearing lately, crisp. I feel like everyone here is a big family, and it warms my heart.

Rocco:
I may be a retired construction worker in my 60s, but I'm still gonna lecture you all on how to terraform properly, hippie. You can't just do that all willy nilly.

Gruff:
I love music from my time and like playing various instruments. I do know how to play the drums, but I'm not that good at it, bleh eh.

Bea:
Bingo, if you'd like to know how to cook, feel free to let me know! I'll be more than happy to cook for the entire island!

Queenie:
Hmm, yes. I really like the island life here on Aurelia. It helps me to clear my mind and come up with ideas to design different kinds of clothing, chicken!

Post automatically merged: Jul 2, 2020

haha can't do this because NH villagers have NO personality

You could always try to use your imagination.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

haha can't do this because NH villagers have NO personality

understandable have a nice day

 

[Dude_Skillz]

understandable have a nice day

why "have a nice day"?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

why "have a nice day"?

it's a meme how do you not know that

 

[Dude_Skillz]

it's a meme how do you not know that

I. was. joking.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

I. was. joking.

Okay splat tim

anyways please post some of these people

 

[Clock]

-I have bugs on my floor
-Look at my muscles
-Just take (item name)
-Can I have your (item name)
-I want to be a pop star
-I’m too old for this
-What should I read today
-This outfit is a mess

 

[Dude_Skillz]

-I have bugs on my floor
-Look at my muscles
-Just take (item name)
-Can I have your (item name)
-I want to be a pop star
-I’m too old for this
-What should I read today
-This outfit is a mess

see what I mean? these are exactly my villagers
I'm being a bit toxic toward NH, but it doesn't really deserve to be #6 bestselling game on the switch, not with how incomplete it feels

 

[Enxssi]

prezzie prezzie tres tres
GAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
amigo
Ṱ̨̳̣̣͒̔̔̒̕H̡̝̫͆̉̕E͉͙̍̚R̢̚E͉̥̝̎̽͋S ̡̃B͖̘̔̿Ư̘̣͗̚͟G̱̗̺̑͋́S̫̰̫̮̀́̆͠ Ḭ͔͖̇̆́Ň̛̖͎ ̢̣̀͛Ţ̯̉̕͝ͅHẺ͉̝̰̭͌͆͑ ̱͛͢͠W̢̺͉̮̉̾̈́͞A̲̫͔̍͋͘͜͞Ḻ͖̬̹̃̔̋̑L͈̗̓͆S̺͓̜͂͌͞
listen listen listen
*high pitched singing*
WHY ARE YOU TALKIMG TO ME AGAIN
I NEEED TO W̮̃O̧͔͇̫͛̃͒͊͌͟R̥̹̲͂̈́͊K̜̫̙̘̃̋͌͞Ǫ͈͌̽̚͟U̧̲͉̽̀͝T

 

[John Wick]

Brain dead.

That's them in a nutshell.

 

[StarParty8]

Canberra: "Everyone hates me and i don't wanna be in anyone else's islands! Stella is sister"

Sprocket: "WANNA DO 1,987 MUSCLES WITH ME? YOUR BRIAN CANT SAY NO TO THIS! BEEP BOOP!"

Maddie: "DID I HEAR A FNAF REFERENCE SPROCKET? HAVE 10 MILLION PREZZIES WHILE I WORK ON BEING A POP STAR! You're looking so tres fab today, Lily!" *lily looks at her like "i didnt even change a thing about my outfit, anything*

Stella: "I love looking at the night sky. Reminds me of home. Also Maddie did u read the new book? It was amazing!"

Benedict: *eats eggs, and purposefully drops an egg on the floor so the bugs on it can eat it* *the rep arrives*
"Hello lily! Just sharing my scrambled eggs!"

Monty: "madie thinks im not "tres fab" or whatever. I WILL SHOW HER! But not before i stare at my photo place of ReCyrus real quick. I'm not a stalker."

Raymond: "This is coffee, not the gross 'iced tea'. *it's iced tea*"

Jacques: "Wait a minute, who ARE you?" (referencing that he is my newest villager and i dont even think ive had an interaction with him)

Rex: "A huh huh huh. Sorry! Just... chilling. Nothing to be seen. But, Maddie did give me this purple... uniform or something. OH WAIT it's a basketball tank! Im totally gonna wear it! not like i DON'T do sports!"

 

[Xara]

margie: i am a Baby
audie: i’m gonna be famous one day also please unlearn all the diys so that i can impress you
tammy: no talk, i’m busy naruto running
vivian: i workout more than the jock villager does
zucker: Bugs
beau: more Bugs
kid cat: my muscles are huge and the one (1) thing i do is talk about working out so that i don’t actually have to workout
dobie: my back hurts
henry: can’t talk too busy singing
shep: i hardly ever leave my house lmao