Dark Veil 3

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Hell yeah, I'm free now, my homies are out all day, unless you want them there."
I widen my eyes. Oh god.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I glance at Alex, who seems mortified. I don't know how long I can keep this up...
"Naaaahhhh, one on one is best..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Yeah, do you still have the handcuffs off before,?"
I start to wave my arms in embarrassment, gesturing to end the call. kill me.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

'You have handcuffs?' I mouth at Alex, without ending the call.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"So, you ready for your gangsta boy to come pick you up take you home?"
I shake my head at Willow, going bright red.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I end the call there, not wanting that to get too out of control. "So, what's this about handcuffs?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I raise an eyebrow. "Well... You don't want to know."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"So you do have handcuffs? Are they those pink fluffy ones you can buy form *certain* shops?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"NO! They were black..." I go over to her and whisper in her where and why I had them.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Aaaaanyway, your Last turn."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I take the phone. "Okay, who is Kyon?" (Random boy name)

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Kyon was one of the few real friends I had, one of the ones who didn't ever make fun of me. I haven't seen him since he moved away about a year before I came here though."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I concert the call. "Hello, Kyon?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Hey there. Willow?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Kyon, I have something to tell you... I'm pregnant!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"You're... What?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I went on a one night stand, you know to check if I was really gay, and he was a gangsta with handcuffs, and now I am pregnant!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Woah, woah, woah, slow down. Why the hell would you have a one night stand with anyone let alone a gangster with handcuffs? What do you mean to check if you were really gay? I thought you'd always been confident of that?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"BUT KYON, I WAS DRUNK AND HE WAS SORTA SEXY, AND THEN-" I drop the accent and burst out laughing. "Nope, can't keep a straight face."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"You're not Willow, who're you?"