Curse a wish!

[Neon Skylite]

goes like dis.

I wish for it to rain pineapples.

Doesn't rain where you are. I wish for a new car!

The battery's out. I wish for an apple!

It's rotten. I wish for a dog!

On and on.

I wish for athletic abilities.

 

[PeeBraiin]

You have a broken leg.
I want my creeper shoe add to come in

 

[Tianna]

It never arrives.

I want to go on a vacation.

 

[Awesomeness1230]

But you end up going to Antarctica.

I wish I was dead

 

[hunterlocked]

You're granted with immortality

I wish for goldflex rosin

 

[tybalt_cake]

Is fake
I wish lag doesn't happen in splatoon

 

[Neon Skylite]

Granted. Splatoon is now so fast you can't see what you're doing.

I wish for a Tomodachi Life copy.

 

[PeeBraiin]

You receive it but realize the cartridge isn't in the box.
I wish my cat wasn't so lazy.

 

[Awesomeness1230]

But it gets jumpy and breaks everything

 

[Vizionari]

no wish

i wish for nothing

 

[tybalt_cake]

you actually wish something. ._.
i wish miiverse wouldnt be a place for dating/RPS

 

[jiny]

Ends up as a hangout for perverted people.

I wish I could go to the moon.

 

[chiheerios]

no rocket to take you there
i wish i could read minds

 

[Neon Skylite]

You can only read your own mind.

I wish for a shield!

 

[Tianna]

The shield is made out of glass.

I wish for some chocolate.

 

[jiny]

chocolate melted.

I wish I could meet Chris Pratt, hope u know who that is

 

[Neon Skylite]

You actually end up meeting some guy called Chris Pratt who is not famous.

I wish for jocks to NOT BE SO HARD TO MOVE OUT!

 

[jiny]

jocks become super easy to move out and they start pinging you every second and leave as soon as you say yes

I wish I had a sister

 

[Neon Skylite]

She's a brat.

I wish for my school to actually have stuff I want.

 

[jiny]

They stock them but other people get the things you want before you do.

I wish I could be the youngest in my family