Crossgate (Roleplay)

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I guess." I say, feeling a little down. "Anyway..." I say, trying to change conversation and cheer myself up.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Anyway what?" I say.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I don't know." I say and scratch the back of my head.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Why would you say that if you had nothing to say?" I say, continuing to strut down the sidewalk. "Hey, that guy's staring at me," I snicker.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I don't know, I guess I just wanted to change conversation." I say then notice the person looking. "He is. What do you propose we do about it?" I say, trying not to go over the top.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Nothing. Haters gon' hate. Or in this case, lovers. He's clearly attracted to me."

(Why did you italicize over the top?)
(Was it the horse with boobs?)
(Echidna?)
(WHAT?)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(Oh dear god, not the return of the topless snake lady. *smirks like James*)

"Do you have a lot of 'lovers' like him?" I ask with a laugh.

 

[cannedcommunism]

(But still, what did you mean?)

"No. If I was more well known, they'd be smitten, but I'm too poor."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(I don't know, I just wanted to emphasise her not going to the extreme and ripping off the creepy staters face or something.)
"At least you have some, I doubt I have any!" I say laughing.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Well, when I first met you I thought you were a guy, so that might explain," I laugh along.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Oh, thanks." I say sarcastically and laugh. "Do I really look like a man!?" I say chuckling and take out some sweets to eat.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Not a man, more like a 6th grade boy combined with a drunk virgin from the streets," I say.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(Being English, our grade system is different. I assume 6th grade is like 11 years old? Thanks. Thanks a lot. XD)

"Wow, is this your way of calling me ugly?" I say eating sweets, trying to hide my laughter.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"No, it looks good on you," I say. "However, I am gorgeous." I flip my hair saying that word.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"True dat." I say. "Your gorgeousness," I say and point at a group of men staring at us. "I think they are staring too."

 

[cannedcommunism]

I roll my eyes and keep watching.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I keep walking until we reach a street full of nightclubs and pubs. "Should we go in one, we've got nothing better to do?"

 

[cannedcommunism]

"Yeah, this is a good place to hook up with some drunk idiots and then treat them like sh!t," I say at the request. "Let's go."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Yeah!" I say with uncertainty in my voice. "And how exactly do we do that?" I ask innocently.

 

[cannedcommunism]

"They'll be too drunk, so they'll lay the first girl they see, and once they're there, we'll make a scene and once again go against laws."