Crossgate (Roleplay)

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I look at all the guns as I stuff my face with wedding cake. I turn towards the ones on the rack and fangirl as I say the names. "AK-47, M-16, M-16A4, Glock 19, uzi 9mm..." I mummble away at myself.

 

[Jawile]

I laugh, and fall back into my armchair. "It seems you're as crazy about my work as you are about food."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

I stand off to the side and lick the icing off of my cupcake before eating it, watching Levy fangirling with amusement.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"I'm not crazy!" I protest as I have a face covered in cake. "*chew* I just like cake and *nomnom* guns." I say, putting more cake in my mouth.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"You're definitely crazy, Levy. Then again, everyone's crazy about something."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Anyway, I would like to buy one of those." I say pointing at a grenade launcher.

 

[Jawile]

"Good choice." I smile. "Make an offer," I say, slowly cleaning my Mosin Nagant.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

After the bank heist, I had plenty of money to spend. "?360."

 

[Jawile]

"Sold, to the glutton in the first row." I say. "You want a gun, Marie?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Not really..." I reply simply.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Thanks." I say and pick up the grenade launcher, pointing it at Marie. "Why don't you want a gun, their great!"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Wish, don't point that thing at me!" I cry, stepping to the side.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"It's not even loaded." I say rolling my eyes.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I don't care. You've already freaked me out with a grenade once today."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I put the gun down. "Marie, you can be such a buzz kill. Live a little."

 

[Jawile]

"Y'know, you should give her a break every once in a while, Levy." I roll my eyes, tossing her some ammo. "Don't you dare shoot that thing in here."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Maybe I will when she starts having some fun." I say and strap the gun on my back.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I was having fun before I ended up being dragged into all of this," I complain.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"No offense. But if you hate all this, why are you here?" I say in a blunt tone. "Sorry to put it bluntly."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"I was dragged into this when I stumbled across you idiots fighting over a gun stolen from Atsu that only he actually wanted, and then everyone at red meeting up outside the library where I work, so I couldn't exactly avoid you all."