"Yes. Yes you have," I reply. I get up, after Levy makes us both fall, and just sit down rather than going back to tickling. "I'm not.evil though. You haven't pushed me quite that far."
"HEY! I'M SURE IF SHE WAS REAL SHE WOULD HAVE SHOT SOMEONE FOR HOTDOGS AND CAKES TOO!" I shout. "And hey, what's wrong with what I did? It was worth it."
"Levy, you are not a holy person from the bible from thousands of years ago. And unless you're hiding a lot and can somehow perform miracles, you haven't become pregnant without getting a home run."
"Wow. I know I was speaking to you like you were a kid, but you don't have to act like one..." I reach across the main desk to grab a lolly from the pot of them we keep for the toddlers that come in occasionally with their parents, and throw it to Levy.
"She might just have the flu or something, you know, after being around an evil demon like you for so long. I hope is alright though... Not that I care."