Crossgate (Roleplay)

[TheCreeperHugz]

"You didn't have to shove it in my mouth though... What if I was lactose intolerant or something?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(I have decided my character is going to be obsessed with food)
I eat my jelly babies and position the gun in her hand again. "Now hit the next target."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"O-Okay..." I shoot towards the next target, hitting it but right on the edge.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Good try." I say, then scoop up some jelly babies holding them in my palm. "Shoot the next one on target."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Ordering me to hit it won't make me hit it, you know, I think as I shoot again. Despite what I was thinking, this shot was closer to the centre.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"GREAT!" I exclaim, shoving the sweets in her mouth.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Shtohp iht!" I cry, through a mouthful of jelly babies. Instead of eating them, I just gozz spit them out onto the ground.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"What are you doing?! You can't waste my food!" I snap.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Maybe you should ask if I actually like whatever you're shoving in my mouth first then."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I roll my eyes at her. "Jesus, I didn't realise you were so grumpy."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Why did I even agree to join you lot?" I mutter to myself. "I should just go home so I can read..."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Then why don't you?" I say, a little too bluntly.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Staying quiet, I turn back to the target and fire off three shots in a row, all of which hit with varying degrees of accuracy.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I sit on the floor with a knee up and watch, finishing my jelly babies and now moving onto my small chocolate sticks. "You're not doing so bad for a beginner."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"How much food do you have on you?" I ask curiously, as I reload the revolver. "You've pretty much been eating non stop since you got here."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I raise an eyebrow before stating, "Two chocolate bars, three pop tarts, a cola lollipop, two chocolate sticks, half a can of Pringles, five chocolate orange mints, six Oreos," I then pause as I take out my pot noodle that was pre made. "And a pot noodle."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

(Wow I'm eating Oreos right now xD double stuff, yum)
"Wow... how are you not, like, twice the size of the rest of us if you eat so much?"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I shrug. "Because even though I eat a lot, I do triple the exercise. Running around and shooting guns and beating people up is quite a good way to lose weight, you know, if you want to start a diet."

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"Beating people up isn't exactly my thing, and I still don't have the shooting down yet. I'm a geek, geeks don't typically do exercise."

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I stick an Oreo in my mouth. "Mhm Is mph that so-" I struggle to say. "I normally spend hours on the dance machine at the arcades, then go on the shooting ones. The guards never look to happy when I try and use my real guns on the machine."