I sigh in relief. "Phew. Anyway, before I get assaulted again, what should we do regarding crime if Mindy doesn't show up? She might be ill or something."
"We'd probably have to make one ourselves," I say, not looking up from my book. "I read about how to make one a while ago, but the only one that doesn't take days to make involves human hair. One of us would have to cut a chunk of hair off to make it."
"We need paper, a rubber band and some matches too, but I think we could find all of that stuff in the staff room to the back of the library," I continue, still reading as I talk.
"If any of the other staff are in there already, you'll get kicked out for running and being noisy, you know," I tell her. I get up from the bench, and close my book.
"Idiot..." I mutter, standing outside. "I work here, why didn't she just let me go and get everything? I'm not sure if anyone is even in yet, and she's breaking down doors..."
"You're an idiot, you know that?" I ask, going inside. "Now, since I actually work here and know what drawers everything is in, would you like to let me find everything?"
"Look. We either do this the boring way, *cough* your way *cough* or we do it the fun way!" I kick open a draw. "Is it in ... Here?" I scramble through some draws and I find all the stuff.
"Do you want to make a mess and get me fired?" I ask, as I take a pair of scissors to cut the hair with out of a drawer while Levy gets everything else.