Corrupt The Wish Above

[rhinoo]

Granted, but that's all your brain can think about, and then you fail every exam you take for the rest of your life!

I wish that I had 1,000,000 pounds.

 

[DragoDrago]

Granted, 1,000,000 pounds in play money

I wish I had 50p

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but it's so messed up that t's unusable.

I wish to be the best at Red Dead Online.

 

[StrayBluet]

Granted but you lose all skill and knowledge of everything else.

I wish that two weeks and three days from today will be a great day.

 

[DragoDrago]

You are the best for 1 millisecond until you turn red and suddenly you're dead
Ninja'd

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted but it's only a great day if you live in French Polynesia, everywhere else is cursed

I wish for a perfectly legal, useable 50p

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but as soon as you pick it up, it breaks.

I wish people weren’t so passive aggressive.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted but they're aggressive with passiveness.

I wish to watch more friends. (The tv show)

 

[Buttonsy]

Granted, but it's just the same episode on repeat forever.

I wish for a Furby!

 

[Wildtown]

granted but the furby haunts you all day and night long

i want a kirby egg

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but you trade your family and friends in for it.

I wish for all of Justin's bells.

 

[Onyx]

Granted, but they cause your account to be frozen

I wish to meet a real fox

 

[rhinoo]

Granted but it tries to kill you.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but all your hairs fall out instead of it.

I wish I had a new PC!

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but your old one falls apart (literally, everything is broken apart) and you're given some crappy Windows 98 set-up.

I wish I had a new shelf.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but it keeps falling over.

I wish for something interesting.

 

[PyroMike]

Granted, because while it may be interesting, it's not a good thing.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

 

[Shayden]

granted(?), but you threw this whole thread into a paradox

i wish i had a pet cat

 

[Dim]

Granted but it came straight out of the pEt CeMeTeRy OoOoOoOoOoOoOo

I wish I had a monster to clobber that there Kirby!

 

[rhinoo]

granted but it eats your eyeballs out.

i wish that i didn't have english today

 

[MysteriousSpirit]

You fail on the english test.

I need to study SPANISH