• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

Corrupt The Wish Above

Granted, but they accuse you of being a ~*~FaKe FaN~*~

I wish for no rain tomorrow night.
 
Granted but instead it snows up to 4 feet


I wish my orders online would come faster
 
Granted but they get messed up.

I wish I had another 40 oz. of malt liquor next to me!
 
Granted but shows become much more predictable.

I wish I had everything I needed taken care of taken care of.
 
Granted but they don't last long.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch!
 
Granted but it's been sitting outside for a week!

I wish they would bring back the coffee-flavored Coca Cola!
 
Granted, but its expiration date is 1 day after you buy it.

I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, but you fly too close to the sun like Icarus and end up losing your wings (I’m sorry, xD).


I wish stores and people everywhere in the US didn’t think about celebrating Christmas until Thanksgiving is over.
 
Granted but more deaths happens as a result of less time to get orders filled!

I wish I had flavored creamer right now.
 
Granted, but then no other emotion except happy will not exist

I wish Mcdonalds was my home.
 
Granted but it's always really dirty and improperly maintained

I wish all my villagers in AC:GCN would stop moving to my brother's town lol
 
Granted, now they all move into the void!

I wish for an infinitely powerful computer.
 
Granted, but it also has the power to destroy you (and eventually will).

I wish for a rainbow.
 
Granted, but only after it rains for ten years.


I wish I didn’t keep using up all of my data so quickly.
 
Granted, but you can't use your phone.

I wish for a pet burgundy spotty praying mantis
 
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