Corrupt The Wish Above

[PunchyTheCat]

Granted, but when it dies in exactly two weeks, you will grieve every day over your cat's death for the rest of your life.

I wish I went back in time to the 70s just to meet Steve Perry in person!

I cri.
Granted, but he died before you came.
I wish there was Animal Crossing Switch

 

[Psydye]

Granted but you'll never be able to get one as they're always out of stock.

I wish I had my own place w/ financial security.

 

[Greninja]

Granted put your place is haunted and infested with bugs

I wish for we never had to do homework

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but it means you could never bring your grade up to pass.

I wish to be taller!

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but your now taller then a flying plane

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I wish to become a Rhinoceros forever

 

[Laureline]

Granted but your stuck in the mud forever alone.

I wish sleep wasn't necessary.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but you would only last a week before passing out

I wish I didn’t make any typos

 

[sigh]

granted, but everyone else makes typos 24/7 and you can't understand what they're trying to write

i wish i didn't feel dizzy right now

 

[dragonboy]

Granted but you fly into space and you end up on the moon. Luckily u have a gas mask but then you fly back to earth at such a high speed you hit the core and blow up

I wish i could be a legal canibal

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but you always get sick

I wish I was better at smg2

 

[dragonboy]

dont know what it is but granted but u are so good ur friends think ur a sweat and start hating u

i wish for all the hypercars in the world

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but they run out of gas faster

I wish I had ac switch early

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but the switch explodes on the day of A.C. switch release day.

I wish that Tech wasn't a lesson.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but it will be spamming your yt inbox

I wish it wasn’t so cold out

 

[dragonboy]

granted but its so hot outside u see loads of hot ladies

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i wish for beans

 

[Jtheburger567]

granted but they eat u instead

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i wish for a sandwich

 

[dragonboy]

granted but it explodes

i wish to explode

 

[rhinoo]

Why?

Granted, but you get shamed as the kid who exploded.

I wish for 1000000 bells

 

[dragonboy]

Granted but u have to give them 2 me
i wish halloween was called pagday

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but no one else knows what it is, so no trick or treating, decorations, etc, other than your own.

I wish for buffalo wings!