Corrupt The Wish Above

[pinkcotton]

Noooo why?!

Lol. Granted, but you yourself sing terribly.

I wish I had an infinite slice of pizza.

 

[Aquari]

granted but some jerk slaps it out of your hand and into the pavement

I wish I had an eternal terrarium

 

[Bcat]

granted but all of the plants inside die.

I wish for more energy

 

[Soda Fox]

You have more energy but it's Ionic energy and while your atoms are effected you as a whole person are not.

I wish I had some sushi.

 

[casual.kyle]

Granted, but it includes the poisonous parts of a fugu

I wish that I would stop getting neck aches.

 

[Bcat]

Granted but every other part of your body aches instead

I wish for a basket of kittens

 

[pinkcotton]

Granted but you have to watch them die the same day you receive them. (I'm so cruel!)

I wish I could instantly have a beautiful, pink, Tumblr acnl town.

 

[forestyne]

granted, but the game corrupts afterwards

i wish i had a pet scorpion

 

[milkyi]

granted, but it dies a week after u get it

i wish i could meet ross butler n hug him

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

granted, but he doesnt respect you or take care of u

i wish i could get good grades smhhhhhhhh

 

[ZaAlPa2006]

granted but you have to stay up all night every night studying.

I wish that summer would last forever

 

[pinkcotton]

Granted but you have summer school everyday, including weekends.

 

[Bcat]

You forgot to make a wish pink!

I wish I could sing like an angel

 

[YasAteSatan]

Granted, however no one but you can hear it.

I wish I knew how to cook! xD

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but your food smells awful everytime.

I wish I could get 10 more guinea pigs!

 

[forestyne]

granted, but they all escape and run away


i wish my chemical romance would get back together

 

[Lululand]

Granted, but they now only sing Christmas songs and nursery rhymes

I wish I started writing my essay sooner

 

[Dim]

Granted, but they get back together to do something other than music.

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Ninja'd: Granted but only 1 second sooner

I wish it weren't so hot

 

[Psydye]

Granted but now it's freezing.

I wish I never had that mescaline-infused cactus juice several years ago!

 

[King Dorado]

granted, but now you had it yesterday!

i wish I had a slice of warm Elderberry pie.