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Granted, but there are maggots living in it.
I wish my boyfriend was with me right now.
wish granted but he'll die of a heart attack soon after arriving
i wish to have a sheep
granted,but he hates you and wants nothing to do with you.
I wish my hair was soft and shiny
wish granted but it'll have to be completely shaved off 3hrs after
i wish to BE a sheep
Wish granted but you will be killed and eaten
I wish that I could be immortal
Granted, enjoy floating through the empty nothing of space once the solar system dies
I wish I never had to sleep~
Granted, but you will have to eat and drink a lot
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you can only fly straight up in a line.
I wish I could stay home today and still get paid
granted but you're fired the next day
I wish I didn't have to do my homework
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Wish granted, but you will get 100x the school work.
I wish for Trump to die at 12:00 AM on December 25.
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Granted but you'll be haunted by his ghost AND HE WILL NEVER LEAVE OR STOP TALKING
I wish It would snow right now~
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Granted, but you get snowed in and have to live off of expired milk and some questionable meat from the back of your fridge.
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
Granted, but you gain an accute case of ADD and it gets worse every time you think about sleep.
I wish for something to wish for.
Granted, but everything you wish for will explode into confetti after 24 hours.
I wish that I didn't have to work.
granted but you starve to death in the first week
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat
Granted, but you'll only ever want to eat salads.
I wish for an unlimited supply of pizza.
Granted but it's covered in your least favorite topping, none removable, and nothing can be added.
I wish my phone was charged.
Granted but it will brick after being charged
I wish no one could corrupt my wishes
Granted, but everyone's name will change to "No One".
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I wish that my phone will turn into a unicorn