Corrupt The Wish Above

[skarmoury]

Granted, but they very easily crumble with a bite.

I wish I could pass any exam! ; o;

 

[awesomeelle2001]

Granted but you never find out your score.

I wish for a pug

 

[Le-Vane]

Granted, but it favors another family member over you.

I wish for a master sword replica!

 

[skarmoury]

Granted, but it will be too heavy for you to carry.

I wish to be taller!

 

[Alyx]

Granted, but you're so tall that you smack your head into everything, even the sun.

I wish I could just not be sad.

 

[ForgottenT]

Granted, you'll never feel sadness again, in fact you won't be feeling anything ever again.

I wish for a portal gun that can't be broken.

 

[Bcat]

granted but you get stuck in an infinate loop... falling forever.

i wish for a starbucks!

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but its 3 years old and moldy

i wish for a pet garchomp

 

[FleuraBelle]

Granted but it doesn't listen to you at all

I wish I could breathe underwater

 

[kylie32123]

Wish granted but each time you even so much as TOUCH water, you will only be able to breathe underwater and not on dry land.
I wish i could read peoples minds

 

[PixiiStic]

Granted, but they will know when you do so.

I wish to be extremely attractive!

 

[Emi_C]

Granted, but nobody pays any attention to you.

I wish to pass my ALevels

 

[Alyx]

Granted but then your school blows up. Those A-Levels don't matter anymore.

I wish for my stomach to stop being so upset today.

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but now it hurts again today.

I wish for three more wishes!

 

[Le-Vane]

Granted, but everything you wish for will be the complete opposite, negative thing.

I wish... for nothing.

 

[Irelia]

Granted, but nothing exists anymore. The whole universe vanishes because of you, nice job pleb

I wish for a slice of pizza right now

 

[VxnillaCupcakes]

granted, but the pizza is moldy and cold .

i wish for more amiibo cards owo

 

[Bcat]

granted but they're all duplicates of ones you already have

I wish today was christmas

 

[tae]

granted but you'll never have another christmas after today.

i wish i was taller.

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but your bones won't grow with you.

I wish for a stick.

And the thousandth post on this tthread.