Corrupt The Wish Above

[Psydye]

Granted but your parents keep harassing you.

I wish I wasn't so fricking crazy!

 

[s i r e n t i c]

granted, but everyone thinks you're crazy no matter what you do.

i wish i had another dog

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it has rabies!

I wish for more fun games to play on my 3DS XL!

 

[Greninja]

granted but they dont take long to complete

I wish I had neat hand writing

 

[namiieco]

Granted but you are now really slow at writing, one letter per 3 seconds

Wish to stay with my friend forever (she is leaving the country and today was her last day)

 

[Psydye]

Granted but none of you have personal space.

I wish for a bottle of vodka.

 

[Barbara]

It's empty.

I wish for a trip to Australia.

 

[MochiACNL]

Granted but your plane crashes I'm so sorry lmao

I wish I wasn't so poor

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but you can't spend any money.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but you will be stuck in a horrifying nightmare for eternity

i wish to be famous

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted, but you're famous for all the wrong reasons.

I wish I could get what I want

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but you later realize that you don't really want those things at all. I wish for a glow wand collectible.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it is in exchange for another valuable collectible of yours!

I wish I had a large supply of Ambien!

 

[Koopa K]

Granted, but you can't do anything with it.

I wish my dad would stop drinking.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but he starts smoking.

I wish I had some blackberry brandy right now!

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted, but you spill it all over the floor (-:

I wish I had a piano

 

[Rory&Easton]

Granted, but you'll play all the wrong notes

I wish I had cake

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but the cake is made of plastic. I wish Lolly wasn't still on my main street so I could get her again.

 

[Mints]

Granted, but you'll have to void Marshal.
I wish for more $$

 

[awesomeelle2001]

Granted, but you can never spend it.
I wish for a pug!