Corrupt The Wish Above

[namiieco]

Granted but you get fat and eventually die

To never go to school again

 

[Akira-chan]

Granted but you aren't very smart

I wish to be with my significant other.

 

[namiieco]

Granted but they grow to hate you after a while.

i wish the person who owes me art actually comes online for once

 

[Antonio]

hA, he really doesn't owe you art, he lied

I WISH FOR SOME YUMMY CAKE

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but it's in a bulletproof glass case. I wish one of the two people I requested a signature from would actually get around to making it.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but then the lose their internet for a month

I wish pokemon sun and moon would come out already

 

[Psydye]

Granted but there's no bread in the world for you to put it on.

I wish people would stop complaining about stupid things.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but from a lack of being able to complain about stupid things people start complaining about non-stupid things all the time which is even more annoying. I wish for a pumpkin spice latte with whipped cream on top.

 

[Koopa K]

Granted, but the pumpkin was rotten and the whipped cream was moldy!

I wish for world peace.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but you're not a part of it.

I wish I didn't feel so out of it.

 

[Greninja]

granted but then you have so much energy that you want to feel out of it again

i wish Donald trump dropped out of the presidential race

 

[Daydream]

He'll be your president in a few months

I wish I'll get tickets to Adele's show next week

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but they won't arrive until the day after the show. I wish for an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but a hurricane comes to wreck it.

I wish people would have more respect in debating certain topics.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but the certain topics are topics you hate. I wish someone would give me a relaxing massage.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but they use peanut butter as a lubricant(Idk, couldn't think XD).

I wish I was a powerful dictator able to kill anyone who violently disagreed w/ me.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Granted but you don't have any friends and live a sad, lonely life all by yourself. I wish to swim in a pool of maple syrup.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but it sticks to you forever.

I wish I didn't have such a problem dealing w/ people.

 

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but they have a problem dealing with you.

I wish everything was free.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it's all of a low, low quality.

I wish for Regular Show to come out w/ their new episodes already.