Corrupt The Wish Above

[NursePhantump]

I wish my partners headphones were working so they weren't giving them sensory issues and panic attacks :c

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but it's me
I wish I could go back into public school

Granted, but the kids in the public school are complete jerks to you and you get bullied at least three days a week.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish my partners headphones were working so they weren't giving them sensory issues and panic attacks :c

Granted, but your partner goes deaf shortly afterwards, so fixing the headphones was a waste of time.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish to join Team Aqua. That's all I want. No way this can possibly go wrong, right?

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but they kick you out on your first day

i wish i had more games to play

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

wish granted but they kick you out on your first day

i wish i had more games to play

(DAMN IT ARCHIE I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL)
Granted, but your new games don't work because of scratched discs.
I wish for this wish to not not come true.

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but then it re-grants itself

i wish to have nothing

 

[Iwaseleanor]

You receive a million of everything you hate in the world
I wish to have magical powers

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Oh my god this used to be my favourite thread! I'm so glad it's back!!

Granted, but you can't use them

I wish I could play animal crossing all day

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but you can only cast spells that harm you

i wish to never read again

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ninjad

 

[rass]

granted, but you are reading this now.

I wanna say happy birthday to my mom again

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but now every day is your mom's birthday.
I wish to join Team Aqua.

 

[rass]

That's a good thing xD

Granted, but they hate you and will bully you everyday.

I want to want things

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted, but you only want bad/evil things.

I wish I had fast internet speed.

 

[rass]

Granted, but it's too fast you can't keep up with it

I want


pulled pork

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted, but it's too fast you can't keep up with it

I want


pulled pork

Granted but it's invisible and so you can never find it.

I wish I had more Wii u games

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but they all get boring after a few weeks and you eventually sell them all.
I wish my best friend would have the best birthday ever. (Today is my best friend Brian's birthday. Happy birthday dude!)

 

[Damniel]

Granted, but it's his last and he dies the same day

I wish the world would just end

 

[Tensu]

Granted, but humanity migrated to another planet just in time.

I wish I had a laptop.

 

[SensaiGallade]

Granted, but humanity migrated to another planet just in time.

I wish I had a laptop.

Granted, but it is the slowest and oldest Laptop ever to be made.

I wish the Cresent Moon Wand was mine...

 

[Aquari]

wish granted but it can never be displayed

i wish to have 100,000tbt

 

[N a t]

Granted, but the only thing you can spend your 100,000tbt on is Tasty Cakes~

I wish I was a better artist