Corrupt The Wish Above

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but the wish turns good.

I wish I had some friends.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted, but they leave you when you need them most

I wish I lived closer to the city.

 

[CrossAnimal]

Granted, but you get mugged once a week.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but you spend it all at once.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted, but the height comes at the cost of your arm span.

 

[pickle inkii.]

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[td]I wish someone here had a wish I could corrupt.[/td]
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[Thievius Raccoonus]

Whoops! I forgot that

Granted but it's incorruptable.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish XD

 

[ATheBuoy42]

Granted but it was corrupted. o.o

I wish for more onesies! :3

 

[Pusheen]

Granted, but it's too hard to pee.

I wish for less annoying people around me irl smh...

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but they all talk about you behind your back, instead.


I wish I wasn't so dazed.

 

[Goth]

granted but now you are a know it all that everybody hates

I wish to move to canada

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but then the government finds some way to deport you out of the country.

I wish I wasn't so busy

 

[Blue99i]

Granted, you are now death.

I wish there was World Peace.

 

[Lumira]

granted, it's because there's nobody left on earth.

i wish i didn't have to take exams

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

granted but i now took your only pencil away so you wont have to


I wish i could play ACNL and Pokemon ORAS at the same time ;-;

 

[pickle inkii.]

Granted, but the 3DS cannot multitask, sadly ;-;
I wish Trump wasn't in the lead.

 

[Lumira]

WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY NEWS TO ME ^^^^

granted, but it's because someone assassinated him and now the country is in chaos

i wish i didn't have an insane math teacher

 

[Moonlight-]

Granted, but now every other teacher is insane.

I wish I was homeschooled

 

[Lumira]

Granted, but you get too distracted at home and never get any learning done

- - - Post Merge - - -

i wish i was better at sports

 

[Pusheen]

Granted, but you get too sore then you die.

I wish I didn't have depression or anxiety.