Corrupt The Wish Above

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but your boyfriend cheats.

I wish I had a comfortable chair.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted, but it breaks in < 1 day.

I wish I'd get just a little bit more hours at work, either that or a better pay.

 

[reyy]

Granted, but you have to work the most painful job they have and it is back-breakingly painful.

I wish I could be a major, recurring character in Star Wars.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but your character dies.

I wish I had some candy right now

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

grante3d but theyre posion full

i wish i had the abiity to be invisible

 

[teto]

Granted, but you're invisible forever and everyone assumes you just died

I wish I was a unicorn

 

[ATheBuoy42]

Granted but your horn is floppy and all the other unicorns laugh at you. :<

I wish to not be a procrastinator

 

[jiny]

Granted, but you do things too fast you do it wrong.

I wish I had a dog

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

GRANTED BUT HE EATS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT


I WISH I HAD SOME ACID RN

 

[jiny]

Granted but it kills you

I wish I wasn't the oldest in my family.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted but it kills you

I wish I wasn't the oldest in my family.

granted but everyone in your family hates u

i wish i was skinnier

 

[jiny]

granted but you're basically a stick

i wish i could sleep easier

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted but you will forever be asleep but you will have bad dreams for an eternity (im sorry...but I'll be there alongside you <3)

i wish i was in hollywood

 

[Bloobloop]

Granted, but as soon as you get there, someone mugs you and steals your wallet.

I wish I was good at volleyball

 

[teto]

Granted, but everyone becomes jealous of you and starts to ignore you.

I wish I was better at maths

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted but then you have no life and lose all your friends

i wish i was i had a dreamcatcher

 

[teto]

Granted, but one day the dreams catch you instead.

I wish I had a pet

 

[rass]

Granted, but the pet eats you

I want a corrupted wish

 

[teto]

Granted, but the wish soon becomes pure.

I want a box full of gold.

 

[rass]

Granted, but the gold is just cement painted yellow

I want a bad wish