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Corrupt The Wish Above

granted but youre butt will be stuck to the car and u can tleave


i wish i can live off of 3 horus of sleep
 
granted, but your eyes are super baggy

i wish i actually looked like a girl
 
Granted but you never sleep again

I wish my cat would be more friendly
 
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granted, but your cat will run away and find a new family

I wish I could win the powerball lottery..it's at $800 million now...i'll split it with you all..
 
Granted, but the profits will be lowered everyday so you'll get only 1K.
I wish that my 3DS got fixed.
 
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granted, but it melts as soon as you start to eat it

I wish I could breathe underwater​
 
Granted, but you can only play Genocide Route.

I wish I had an extra copy of Animal Crossing New Leaf.
 
Granted, but you do terrible every semester after that.

I wish that I could have a pet cat.
 
Granted, but it tastes like a dirty penny and is too short to count as liquorice.

I wish I had some memes
 
Granted, but the hamster dies 2 days after because you overfeed it.

I wish I had a boyfriend //cries
 
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