Corrupt The Wish Above

[D3athsdoppelganger]

Granted Then Everyone is so Happy They All Become Killers

I wish that i had 10k tbt bells

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but you realize how meaningless they are and have no use for them.

I wish that I wasn't sleepy-ish.

 

[D3athsdoppelganger]

Granted but then you can't fall asleep and then die

I wish life had meaning

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but you waste your whole life trying to understand the meaning, instead of actually living life.

I wish that I better food than sardines.

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but you are now allergic to all foods that don't have fish in them.
I WISH GASTON WOULD GIVE ME HIS FRIGGIN PICTURE ALREADY. >_<

 

[Gummybear12]

Granted but you accidentally sold it after he moved away

I wish for a pet peinguin

 

[Artinus]

Granted, but it turns out you didn't want one.

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[The Bell Eater]

Granted, but you will be ill instead.

 

[brownboy102]

I wish I could see without glasses or contacts.

 

[Gummybear12]

Granted but then you go blind if staring at the sun to much
I wish for an unlimited amount if cookies

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but they're locked in an impenetrable safe.
I wish my pet fish never died

 

[Aestivate]

Spoiler: here we go again hardy

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He will die someday.

I wish I would be able to get enough sleep and stay up all night

 

[Rasha]

granted, you mess up your sleeping schedule and miss out on a lot of (great) things

I wish I didn't have a driving lesson tomorrow morning

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. It's in 5 minutes.
I wish I didn't read through all those spoilers

 

[Rasha]

granted, you go back in time before opening then spoilers, you don't open them but keep thinking what they'd reveal and can't keep that out of your head...

I wish King Dedede was real. I'd marry him and have his kids

 

[Gummybear12]

Granted but you got divorced because he never stops complaining about everything
I wish that I had stitches in my town

 

[Damniel]

stitches is tier one and extremely expensive, and then he will probably move out a week later.

I had a peach and apple collectible.

 

[Rasha]

granted, 2 days later the mods pull out a troll act and decide to remove all collectibles and start banning anyone who complains

I wish babies were made out of sunflowers

 

[Damniel]

Granted that people eat sunflower seeds meaning they'll be eating babies.

I wish barely readable fonts weren't allowed here.

 

[The Bell Eater]

Granted, but then the fonts become so big that each letter takes your whole computer screen.