Corrupt The Wish Above

[Beige]

Nah that was a part joke anyways, i still can't run anyways lol (cuz I don't want to partly, other is I can't really without being sore so yea I don't mind tho)

That wish is corrupted.

I wish to eat a burger

granted, but later you find out the cow it's made of was actually a beloved pet cow you found as a baby, adopted, and raised before it was taken away by animal rights activists

i wish for cocopops

 

[mintellect]

Granted, but I screwed up cos idk what those are

I wish to find my third ACNL catridge

 

[Azza]

Granted, but your cartridge is now corrupted and unusable

I wish I got a new 3DS

 

[tokkio]

granted, but it's actually really broken and glitchy

i wish i was supa richhhhh$$$$$$

 

[Forek]

But you realized that loan sharks gave it to you and know you have a lifes debt.

I wish for a cookie that isnt rotten

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but the cookie is under-cooked and can give you E. Coli.

I wish for Lord Frieza to be immortal.

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but his Staute takes 10 episodes to erect (and then gets spirit bombed)

I wish that the Splatfest results didn't rely on Popularity.

 

[Forek]

But then they choose the worst possible thing

I wish for a cookie that isn't overcooked or spoiled or undercooked

 

[tokkio]

granted, but its actually poisoned :^)

i wish nothing bad ever happens to my wishes

 

[Forek]

Suprise, you found out you didn't have any wishes.

I wish for me to become invisible so i can go around with a chair all day making people think im a floating chair

 

[tokkio]

granted, but you're invisible forever, and stuck with a chair


i wish fat didnt exist

 

[Clavis]

*Takes out magic Grimoire and starts summoning incantation*

*Fat stops existing*

*cause people need a bit of fat to actually survive everyone is now dead GGWP*

--

I wish i didn't lose my ds pens all the time

 

[Azza]

*Takes out magic Grimoire and starts summoning incantation*

*Fat stops existing*

*cause people need a bit of fat to actually survive everyone is now dead GGWP*

--

I wish i didn't lose my ds pens all the time

Granted, but they're actually all snapped.

I wish I didn't have so many DS pens.

 

[Rasha]

granted, a wild shark suddenly appeared and ate ALL of your pens, your DS and everything in your vomit-green colored room

I wish I didn't have to wash my face when I wake up

 

[Azza]

granted, a wild shark suddenly appeared and ate ALL of your pens, your DS and everything in your vomit-green colored room

I wish I didn't have to wash my face when I wake up

Dammit, that shark is gunna ruin the paint -.-

Granted, although your face suddenly started growing a mysterious green vomit coloured fungi that can't seem to be removed...

I wish I didnt have to wake up at six thirty in the morning to go to school.

 

[Beige]

Dammit, that shark is gunna ruin the paint -.-

Granted, although your face suddenly started growing a mysterious green vomit coloured fungi that can't seem to be removed...

I wish I didnt have to wake up at six thirty in the morning to go to school.

granted, you now get to wake up at 6:31am instead

i wish my hair was blonde

 

[Azza]

granted, you now get to wake up at 6:31am instead

i wish my hair was blonde

YYUUUSS!!

Granted, but you will then turn bald within the next seven weeks.

I wish I never have to brush my teeth again, and yet the still don't decay.

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but your breath will always smell like raw fish.

I wish for a bottle of Mountain Dew.

 

[mintellect]

Granted, but it has toxic poison in it, you're dead now

I wish for cotton candy

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but it's actual cotton. It dehydrates and chokes you.

I wish for an undamaged copy of Yoshi's Woolly World.