Corrupt The Wish Above

[kaylagirl]

Granted, but you can't actually go to them.

I wish I had a bigger butt.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but everybody finds big butts repulsive, and you get shunned.


I wish that I had a smaller chest.

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but then small chestsare the new thing and you attract pervs.


I wish I could be an inch shorter

 

[kazyrock]

Granted, but you gain 100 Lbs.

I wish I had a thousand cats.

 

[Android]

You got it.

cool cats


I wish I had some vanilla ice cream right now.

 

[macaire]

That's an amazing response. Granted, but it is hard. (Don't ask why)

I wish I could fly.

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but then you crash into Brendon Urie and accidently kill him, leading to your torturous death by fangirls.

I wish to see Patrick Stump (FOB)

 

[macaire]

But you accidentally scare him into having a heart attack by over reacting to him.
(Can always count on you to corrupt my wishes.)

I wish I could see Japan.

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but Pete Wentz destroyed it shortly after.

I wish I could meet all my fave bands

 

[macaire]

Granted, but you wee sick and you got all of them sick so now they hate you.

I wish I could pet Gerard's hair. So fluffy.

 

[Money Hunter]

turns out touching the hair sends you to hell
i wish to be happy

 

[macaire]

Ptsh. I don't even have to corrupt that one. Life will for you.

I wish I had a life and could get of tbt

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but then your villagers jump out of your 3ds and drag you back into the world.


I wish Pete Wentz went back to his old black hairstyle

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but he moves to Poland and the band breaks up

I wish my glasses fit right

 

[InfinityFlames]

granted, but then danish people break them.


I wish i could have a bae :O

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but it turns out to be me

I wish I could pass Spanish tests

 

[InfinityFlames]

(I don mind dat XDD As long as it's not jb im good)

Granted but Spanish turns out to be French in another world.

I wish I was a ghoul

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you have to win a pie eating contest

I wish I was a shogun

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted... but... all shoguns disappear from the earth.


I wish ayoto were here

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but then they die of ebola

I wish I was prime minister of Israel