Corrupt The Wish Above

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but it breaks and just keeps making a bigger and bigger...er...hot mess.

Crap, I wish I could've worded that better XD

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but nobody else would have understood it.

I wish some people would stick around.

 

[Prabha]

Granted, but they ended up sticking everywhere and nobody was able to move and you caused the despair of 15 million people because they were stuck to their sofas.

I wish I could live in a parallel universe where you could take food out of your computer screen. (ex. a pic of a donut, bam take that donut out of the screen & it's yours)

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but it all tastes like blood. Reasons, unknown.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

 

[secretlyenvious]

Granted. You stop procrastinating, but will forever fail whatever you attempt.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted but never gained weight.

 

[ReXyx3]

Granted but everything you eat will taste of garbage and you will never be able to feel full again.

I wish I could travel all over the world.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Granted but only to the most desolate awful places of each country, where you will have no fun ever.

I wish I could rip my fat off and throw it at other people and make it stick to them like a snowball fight.

 

[tumut]

Granted but you get other people fat thrown at you.
I wish I had 90 bucks.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Granted, but you get doused in Doe pee... good luck!

I wish I didn't have teeth.

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, your teeth have been replaced with toothpicks

i wish I could reach my fridge from my couch

 

[macaire]

Granted, but your fridge is empty.

I wish I had an extra 3DS

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, but it has a ton of dead pixels

I wish I could beatbox like a champ

 

[Beardo]

Granted, but you get punched so hard that you become paralyzed in the mouth

I wish Avi would go away forever

 

[g u m m i]

Granted, but you also go away forever too.
I wish I had a tame pet fox.

 

[Bunchi]

Granted, but it's got a dangerous disease and it'll be dead soon sorry man
I wish I could have some pizza right now yo

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but it's poisoned

I wish that I could get a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles.

 

[Bunchi]

Granted, but it gets corrupted and the stores are all sold out now

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow

 

[artisansystem]

Granted, but it's because you've come down with some rare disease that doctors aren't quite sure how to cure. You are immediately whisked off to government quarantine. I'm so sorry.

I wish that I had all the money in the world.

 

[CrossAnimal]

Granted, but the taxes are a killer.

I wish I could run like The Flash.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you can never stop running or slow down.

I wish there were more places to go to.