Corrupt The Wish Above

[zelorm]

Granted, but I don't know who it is, and you die of boredom from my bad corruption

I wish there was a gem whose weapon was a giant potato

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, its Peridot though and she sucks at everything

I wish you knew who Yellow Diamond was ;(

 

[zelorm]

Granted, But I use an unreliable source to learn about it

I wish to see a fight to the death between Greg and Lars

 

[NightDelight]

granted, but Sadie fights for Lars and wins obvi

I wish For more amazing music from the show

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you lose your hearing ability.


I wish I was never tired.

 

[oswaldies]

Granted but you will sleep for 10 years if you prick yourself on your 30th birthday.

I wish my head didn't hurt.​

 

[spCrossing]

Granted, but you get a stomach cramp 10 minutes later.

I wish that I get a N3DS sometime soon.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but your heart starts killing you.

I wish my dog didn't lick my legs constantly.

 

[Chara]

Granted instead it will lick your feet

i wish for it to rain every day

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but it rains so much that it floods everyone's houses, and we all drown.

I wish it would stop raining so much.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but there is a flood and you die

I wish for the US to leave the UN

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but the UN collapses afterwards and there is a world war because of it.

I wish for break to be longer.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you get deathly sick and have to spend the rest of it in a hospital.

I wish that my friend was coming over tonight.

 

[zelorm]

Granted. The break is so long, it splits the earth in half (hehehe bad puns)

I wish to form a recognized nation

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but it crumbles and falls right before your very eyes, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

I wish I could stop ninja'ing zelorm.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, instead I ninjas you

I wish Putin was a girl named "Princess Putina"

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you two share the name.


I wish my nose didn't get cut.

 

[tumut]

oh my god not a little baby's ice cream avatar
granted but your eyes get cut instead

I wish I could make up my mind on things

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but you can only make decisions the rest of your life.

I wish that I never bought Paper Mario Sticker Star.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but all the other games you have disappear, and you're not able to buy anymore, ever again.


I wish delicious fried chicken wasn't so expensive.