Corny Video Game Jokes

[CatsAreSuperCool]

Share your (corny) video game jokes here!

What's the difference between Animal Crossing and Pok?mon?
One lets you have 1 starter, the other lets you have 5!

 

[Ray-ACP]

I don't really get your joke lol but:

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

 

[CatsAreSuperCool]

I don't really get your joke lol

in AC, the first 5 villagers you have are often called "starters" so i made a joke about that lol
also, I love your joke here's another

Why couldn't Mario compete in the olympics?
Because he couldn't pass the drug test!

 

[Squidward]

Healers are like artists, no one appreciates them until they're dead.

 

[Ehingen Guy]

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?
Too many Links.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Here's one! It's in my DeviantArt Comment Signature.

"Do you know the difference between Roche and the Terrible Trio, motives-wise?

...

Yeah, me neither."