Contest winners of the Punsters Contest!

[Friendly Dedede]

first and foremost, i would like to thank everyone for participating in this months contest!
i enjoyed each and everyone of your puns
now, lets get to the results
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HONORABLE MENTION
These contestants made tear-able puns, but didnt quite make it in the list

Sensai Gallade

Okay so a friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns,
but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. >0<

i actually have never heard of that pun
nonetheless, it was quite witty

Chaotixrocker

I had to take my cat to the vet a few days ago. Turns out it was just the cat food, so we changed brands and now she's feline good.

man, that was so terrible
im not sure if it was bad or purrfect material

Charlazer

My friend's AC:NL town has only one ramp that leads to one part of the beach, but the other one is unreachable
We both said that the inaccessible part of the beach was unbeachable

man, that was super clever
at first i didnt get it, but when i tried to put it together, it made perfect sense
priceless XD

meowlerrz

One of my villagers, Merry, told me she had to spend the holidays alone this year.
I guess you can say she had a Merry Christmas

i love how you used a villagers own name in a pun
i found it quite funny

Potadd

toeday i found out about my broken toenail...i knew something was afoot

jeez, stop it with the toe puns
i was really considering about putting you on the list
it was only toe-morrow that i put you here XD

Hoppy~Shnell

I just got my report card the other day. It was full of DeDeDe's! xP

you incorporated the great dedede in your pun!?!?
100000 bonus points awarded
...lol seriously tho, great pun XD

Brooke_the_Phoenix

I had a friend in the Army, and he was always losing things. One day, I was just lying on my bed when I noticed him frantically searching through his bag.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I've lost my gun!" he yelled desperately.

I grinned and said, "Oh, shoot!"

not only did you set it up, but the pun is just icing on the cake

Link_The_Heroine

at school my friends brother is autistic.. his name is Dekota but he likes to be called Dede.. so once at lunch i called him (you can see where this is going) King Dedede!

you also incorporated the great king dedede into the pun!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?11/1/!/1/!?
ill give you a gold star
(actually a pretty freaking cool pun)

BlueSkies

You know, in my spare time, I'm a magician.
Some tricks are a bit harder to pull off, and quite frankly, they're really frustrating.
Lemme tell you, one time I got so mad I pulled my hare out.

(couldnt fit the gif in, sorry)
i died at the dancing hare XD

AnoyomusFish

One time I was with my boyfriend, sitting on the couch. Out of the blue he grabbed my shirt and said "Hey, y'know what type of material this is?" I didn't get to say anything before he dumbly smiled all big and said "Girlfriend material"

sounds like your boyfriend is a pretty smart and punny guy X3

Piipy

Does anybody know why the Japanese man scratched the bread??
Because ichiban

mmm, i just picked one pun
i really liked that you implemented japanese bread into your pun, it was really smart

xWENDYx

My character knows sign language ... she got trapped in a pitfall and broke three fingers yelling for help

yo, ill take that as a pun
it was pretty funny XD

Snookrin

I know the contest is over, I'm just posting for the halibut. You guys are krilling me with your jokes; the competition is fintastic! Just don't trout yourselves!

funnily enough, your pun(s) was the last one
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Now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
THE TOP 5!

5. Hinata825

My ign is Mahanon and I love fresh veggies, so I like to support our farmers. So much in fact I guess you could say I'm http://cdn.rainbowresource.netdna-cd...cts/039128.jpg

jesus
the fact that it took me about an hour to figure out what you meant was enough to make it to the list XD
very clever!

4. Shimmer

I hand out food samples for my part time job and there's this guy who works in the store I demo at. His name is Justice. He walked by my table and took the food sample I was serving. I lowered my voice and muttered "Justice is served."

the exposition, the set-up and the pun itself just made me laugh XD
we need more puns like this!1!!1!11 (although i guess it wouldnt be short)

3. Superstar2363

ok, so yesterday i had maths in school
but i kept on getting the answers wrong because i was doing everything in the wrong order
i guess you could say i kept on getting sixed up on how i was supposed to do things

sweet mother of asriel
i didnt even need to look it over
i almost cried of this XD

2. Nemo The Fish

Y'know Chemistry Teachers make good rapists...since they have the element of...surprise!

dang man
you went hard for that joke huh?
i can just imagine the spy from tf2 saying this XD

and finally... the overall best pun in this contest is...

1. Nurse Phantom

How do you determine if your kid will be a joke lover?
A PUNnet square

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where do i start?
you had to make me think of science
you then tell said science pun
it was FUNNY
and you had a image of stevens face
this made my day XD
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alrighty folks!
thank you to everyone who partcipated in the contest!
see you all soon

i will pm each honorable mention first, then pm the top 5
peace!


-dedede